Baby Got Jack - another Ruin a Song thread

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  • More Beatles
    .
    I'm a Boozer
    Get Crack
    Let It Pee
    Runny Pie
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    One for our canine friends:

    I'm a Retriever
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    mousethief wrote: »
    Let It Pee
    While we're on that motif . . .

    Pee for Two
  • All Hail the Hour of Cheeses’ Fame
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    And for fans of Stanford

    The Lidl Watch
    Baling at Dawn
    Drake's Bum
  • Bowling in the Deep
  • Some Rolling Stones

    Brown Booger
    You Can't Always Pet What You Want
    Shatnered
    Under My Bum
    Get Off of My Shroud
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Singing in the Pain
  • A Lloyd Webber compliation

    Music of the blight
    Any scream will do
    Starlight excess
    All I mask of you
    I know him no' well
    Close every moor to me
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    Some Dylan

    Knocking on Heaven's Floor
    Crowing in the Wind
    It Ain't Free, Babe
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Jesus Shoves The Little Children
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    To Cut a Long Tory Short - Spandau Ballet
    Monday Girl - Blondie
  • Here's Where the Tory Ends
  • Alison Moyet: Love insurrection
    Madonna: Papa Impeach
    Salt n Pepa: Putsch It
    Steve Winwood: Jacquerie
  • Tanita Tikaram: Twist in my suppository
  • For Mousethief:

    Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Solder
    stetson wrote: »
    Jesus Shoves The Little Children

    Ha ha ha! Would that be illegal immigrant children in the U.S.??!
  • The Beach Boys:
    Endless Hummer.
    In My Tomb.
    California Ghouls.
  • U2:
    I Still Haven't Found What I'm Hooking For.
    New Year's Spay.
    The Unforgettable Friar.
    Under A Blood Red Sty.
    Beautiful Spray.
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    Elton John

    Saturday's Alright for Writing
    Bennie and the Vets
    Goodbye Yellow Brick Toad
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited January 12
    Lyda wrote: »
    Elton John

    Saturday's Alright for Writing
    Bennie and the Vets
    Goodbye Yellow Brick Toad

    Sad Dongs

    Goodbye England's Hos








  • Just an Old Fashioned Love Thong
  • Time for a bit of Black Sabbath:

    Iron Can
    War Figs
    Haemorrhoid
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Has anyone mentioned Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Devon" yet?
  • You Cook Me All Night Long
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Has anyone mentioned Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Devon" yet?

    Or when Meat Loaf went to Shetland and wrote Bat out of Yell?
  • And who can forget the Grateful Dead's A Touch of Cray
  • Falco: Rock Me Ambidextrous
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    mousethief wrote: »
    And who can forget the Grateful Dead's A Touch of Cray
    Or Takedown Street
  • Gay Dream Believer
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited January 13
    A-Cup Little Susie
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    To Purr With Love
    Tiny Lancer
    America the Dutiful
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    The Star-Mangled Banner

    (All too true in light of recent events.)
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    Ode to Toy
    Bar Wars Theme
    It Was a Very good Beer
  • Swells Like Teen Spirit
  • Van Halen songs:
    "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Shove"

    "And The Cradle Will Mock"

    "(Oh) Shitty Woman"

    "Hot For Creature" or, to be crude, "Snot For Teacher"
  • Lyda wrote: »
    I Got Flu Babe

    Where is the "not worthy" emoji?!
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Peelings (whoa whoa whoa peelings)
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    mousethief wrote: »
    Got to Get You into My Wife

    You Light Up My Wife

  • You Light Up My Strife.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Question for @mousethief

    Are you counting homonyms as rhymes?
  • stetson wrote: »
    Question for @mousethief

    Are you counting homonyms as rhymes?

    Well, when I was taught what rhyme was in 4th grade (age ca. 10), we were told something like, "Every sound from the last accented vowel to the end of the word is identical; the consonant before the last accented vowel is not." Which would preclude homophones and homonyms and assonance. But that's me.
  • Let’s Schmear It for the Goy
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Kedgerees and Whisky and Wild Wild Women

    Gnome on the Range

    Git Along Little Moggies (old cat-herding song)

  • Fifty Ways to Cleave Your Lover
    Still Crazy after All These Beers
    You Can Ball Me, Al
    Loves Me Like a Sock
    Me and Julio Drown by the Schoolyard
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Scarborough - Where?
  • mousethief wrote: »
    Which would preclude homophones and homonyms and assonance. But that's me.

    Blondie: Hanging on the Homophone

    Julia Ward Howe: Homonym of the Republic (oops, replaced two words)

    The Rapping Scientists: Get up off your assonance (oops, three)

  • Chapeau to Bill_Noble!
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited January 15
    mousethief wrote: »
    Fifty Ways to Cleave Your Lover
    Still Crazy after All These Beers
    You Can Ball Me, Al
    Loves Me Like a Sock
    Me and Julio Drown by the Schoolyard

    7 O'Clock Pews/Silent Night

    (For people who'd rather spend midnight getting drunk and opening presents.)
  • Stevie Wonder: I just called to say a haiku

    I just called
    Expressing care
    Heart now empty
  • Bill_NobleBill_Noble Shipmate
    edited January 16
    Chapeau to Bill_Noble!

    Thanks, but there’s a valid criticism that most of my stuff is kinda chucklesome but it doesn’t provide the good belly laughs which we all need right now.

    Sometimes there’s nothing quite like Shitting on the dock of the bay.
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