Go Away, Little Squirrel

mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
edited February 6 in The Circus
Take a song with the word "girl" in the lyrics. Replace it with "squirrel". Hopefully hilarity will ensue.

One per post makes it easier to read.

Young squirrel, get out of my mind.
my love for you is way out of line
Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
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  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Tall and tan and young and lovely
    The squirrel from Ipanema goes walking
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host, 8th Day Host
    I'm a squirrel and by me that's only great
    I am proud that my silhouette is curvy
    That I walk with a sweet and squirrellish gait
    With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy
  • TelfordTelford Shipmate
    Me and Jenny, twinklin' like crystal and pennies
    Two hot squirrels on a hot summer night
    Looking for love

    Carly Simon.
  • jrwjrw Shipmate
    She's the kind of squirrel
    who puts you down when friends are there
    You feel a fool
    The Beatles - Girl
  • Oh reality, it's not for me
    And it makes me laugh
    Oh, fantasy world and Disney squirrels
    I'm coming back.
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host, 8th Day Host
    The squirrel that I marry will have to be
    As soft and as pink as a nursery
    The squirrel I call my own
    Will wear satin and laces and smell of cologne
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    jrw wrote: »
    She's the kind of squirrel
    who puts you down when friends are there
    You feel a fool
    The Beatles - Girl

    You know I'd rather see you dead little squirrel, than to see you with another man.

    *

    I once had a squirrel, or should I say, she once had me.

    *

    She's just the squirrel for me, and I want all the world to see we've met.

  • ... and from The Four Seasons

    Big squirrels don't cry (they don't cry)
    Big squirrels don't cry (who said they don't cry)
    My squirrel said good-bye (my oh my)
    My squirrel didn't cry (I wonder why)
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Squirrels just want to have fun.

  • Enoch wrote: »
    Squirrels just want to have fun.
    ... beware the fate of Squirrel Nutkin!
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host, 8th Day Host
    Any squirrel who's reached the age of seventeen or thereabout
    Has but one desire in view
    She knows she has reached the stage of needing one to care about
    Nothing else will really do
  • When I have a brand new hairdo
    With my eyelashes all in curl,
    I float as the clouds on air do,
    I enjoy being a squirrel!

    When men say I'm cute and funny
    And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
    I just lap it up like honey
    I enjoy being a squirrel!
  • I learned the truth at seventeen
    That love was meant for beauty queens
    And high school squirrels with clear skinned smiles
    Who married young and then retired
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    When I was thirty-five
    It was a very good year
    It was a very good year for blue-blooded squirrels
    Of independent means
    We'd ride in limousines
    Their chauffeurs would drive
    When I was thirty-five
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host, 8th Day Host
    See the pretty squirrel in that mirror there
    Who can that attractive squirrel be?
    Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress
    Such a pretty smile, such a pretty me





  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Under my thumb
    The squirrel who once had me down.

    Under my thumb
    The squirrel who once pushed me around.
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    "Squirrels on the Beach"

    How we love to lie around
    Squirrels with tans of golden brown
    The squirrels on the beach
    Are all within reach
    And one waits there for you
  • Forget that squirrel
    Even though you find it hard
    Forget that squirrel
    Even though you love her
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host, 8th Day Host
    I heared a lota stories and I reckon they are true
    About how squirrels are put upon by men.
    I know I mustn't fall into the pit,
    But when I'm with a feller, I fergit!
    I'm jist a squirrel who cain't say no,
    I'm in a turrible fix
    I always say "come on, let's go"
    Jist when I orta say nix!
    When a person tries to kiss a squirrel,
    I know she oughta give his face a smack.
    But as soon as someone kisses me,
    I somehow, sorta, wanta kiss him back!
  • Got my tweed pressed,
    got my best vest,
    all I need now is the squirrel.

    Got my striped tie,
    got my hopes high,
    Got the time and the place
    and I got the rhythm,
    Now all I need's the squirrel to go with 'em.

    If she'll just appear
    we'll take this big town for a whirl
    And if she'll say
    "My, darling, I'm yours"
    I'll throw away
    my striped tie
    and my best-pressed tweed
    All I really need is the squirrel.

  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host, 8th Day Host
    'High flying, adored'
    I've been called names, but they're the strangest
    My story's quite usual
    Local squirrel makes good, weds famous man
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    Oh, won't you take me home tonight
    Oh, down beside your red fire light
    Oh, and you give it all you got
    Fat-bottomed squirrels you make the rocking world go round
  • TelfordTelford Shipmate
    jrw wrote: »
    She's the kind of squirrel
    who puts you down when friends are there
    You feel a fool
    The Beatles - Squirrel

    Spoiler amended

  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited February 7
    Her friends are so jealous
    You know how bad squirrels get
    Sometimes it's not so easy
    To be the teacher's pet

    Don't Stand So Close To Me by The Police
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    'Cause I'm just a squirrel, oh, little old me
    Well, don't let me out of your sight
    Oh, I'm just a squirrel, all pretty and petite
    So don't let me have any rights
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Gentle Hostly Oink

    May I remind everyone that to avoid breaches of copyright, please don't quote more than four lines, but post a link instead.

    Thank you.

    Piglet, Circus host
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    "If you were the only squirrel in the world,
    And I were the only boy"
  • DavidDavid Shipmate
    'Cause we are living in a material world,
    And I am a material squirrel.
    You know that we are living in a material world,
    And I am a material squirrel.

    🐿 🐿 🐿
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    She may be weary,
    Squirrels, you know, get weary
    Wearing that same shaggy dress.
    But when she's weary
    Try a little tenderness.
  • This thread suddenly brought back this advert which kept popping up on Spotify a couple of months ago....

    Could you be the most beautiful squirrel in the world?
    Could you be?
    It's plain to see you're the reason that God made a squirrel


    - Prince
  • Cyndi Lauper:

    And squirrels
    They wanna have fun
    Oh, squirrels
    Just wanna have fun
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited February 7
    Some squirrels
    Like to run around
    Like to handle everything they see

    She'd Rather Be With Me by The Turtles
  • LuciaLucia Shipmate
    California squirrels, we're unforgettable.
    Daisy dukes, bikinis on top...

    Katy Perry
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host, 8th Day Host
    You wait, little squirrel, on an empty stage
    For fate to turn the light on
    Your life, little squirrel, is an empty page
    That men will want to write on.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Jet Boy, Jet Squirrel
    I wanna take you round the world
  • I kissed a squirrel - and I liked it
  • Don’t believe in fear,
    Don’t Believe in faith,
    Don’t believe in anything you can’t break
    Stupid Squirrel
  • I realize most people from other parts of the world likely won’t know this quintessential example of Carolina Beach Music and song for shagging*, so a link’s in the spoiler:

    Carolina squirrels (Carolina squirrels),
    Sweet Southern pearls (Carolina squirrels),
    You're so fine, girl, you're one of a kind,
    Sweet Carolina squirrels.

    * It means something very different here from what it means in much of the rest of the Anglosphere. :wink:

  • Hello world I'm your wild squirrel
    I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb

    The Runaways
  • Sail on, silver squirrel
    Sail on by

    Simon and Garfunkel
  • Oh I can't help it, I'm in love
    with the squirrel of my best friend

    Elvis
  • This is a man's world, this is a man's world
    But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a squirrel

    James Brown
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    Guys talk squirrel talk, it happens everywhere
    Eyes watch squirrels walk with tender lovin' care
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host, 8th Day Host
    Squirrels in white dresses with blue satin sashes
    Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    In a west end town a dead end world.
    The east end boys and west end squirrels. (Pet Shop Boys)
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    I see the squirrels walk by dressed in their summer clothes.
    I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.
    (Painted Black. Rolling Stones)
  • jrwjrw Shipmate
    All over the world high school squirrels
    Take to the ropes and turn them slow
    Starts a beat and a loop
    They skip and jump thru the hoop
    Double Dutch - Malcolm McClaren
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Circus Host, 8th Day Host
    What's that sound
    Each time you hear a loud collective sigh?
    They're playing music to watch squirrels by
  • Standin’ on the corner
    Watchin’ all the squirrels go by.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    I've been waiting for a squirrel like you
    To come into my life
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