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• Amanda B Reckondwyth Shipmate

  March 2018

  Mister Clean himself!"
• Spike Ecclesiantics & MW Host, Admin Emeritus

  March 2018

  Piers Morgan with
• Baptist Trainfan Shipmate

  March 2018

  a plastic brush
• NOprophet_NØprofit Shipmate

  March 2018

  and evil intent
• Raptor Eye Shipmate

  March 2018 edited March 2018

  with a look
• Sipech Shipmate

  March 2018

  of coquettish desire
• balaam Shipmate

  March 2018

  , Piers emptied the
• Amanda B Reckondwyth Shipmate

  March 2018

  box of detergent
• NOprophet_NØprofit Shipmate

  March 2018

  into his disgusting
• Spike Ecclesiantics & MW Host, Admin Emeritus

  March 2018

  garden shed, which
• Wesley J Circus Host

  March 2018

  promptly exploded. This
• Curiosity killed Shipmate

  March 2018

  was caused by
• Spike Ecclesiantics & MW Host, Admin Emeritus

  March 2018

  the detergent in
• Wesley J Circus Host

  March 2018

  question, Tide, which
• Sipech Shipmate

  March 2018

  had been mixed
• Amanda B Reckondwyth Shipmate

  March 2018

  (unwisely, of course)
• Spike Ecclesiantics & MW Host, Admin Emeritus

  March 2018

  with gin and
• balaam Shipmate

  March 2018

  organic fertiliser. Suddenly
• Raptor Eye Shipmate

  March 2018

  a seagull swooped
• NOprophet_NØprofit Shipmate

  March 2018

  near enough to
• Spike Ecclesiantics & MW Host, Admin Emeritus

  March 2018

  fertilise the gin.
• Amanda B Reckondwyth Shipmate

  March 2018

  "Undrinkable!" opined the
• Sipech Shipmate

  March 2018

  Foreign Secretary, as
• NOprophet_NØprofit Shipmate

  March 2018

  nearly everyone ignored
• aliehs Shipmate

  March 2018

  a howdy doo
• Raptor Eye Shipmate

  March 2018

  and sat with
• Boogie Heaven Host

  March 2018

  three big yellow
• Amanda B Reckondwyth Shipmate

  March 2018

  stuffed rhinoceroses, which
• Curiosity killed Shipmate

  March 2018

  were used to
• Sipech Shipmate

  March 2018

  prop up the
• Baptist Trainfan Shipmate

  March 2018

  Tower of Babel
• Boogie Heaven Host

  March 2018

  which caused the
• NOprophet_NØprofit Shipmate

  March 2018 edited March 2018

  stupid rhinos to
• balaam Shipmate

  March 2018

  charge passing Jeeps
• Amanda B Reckondwyth Shipmate

  March 2018

  , fortunately driverless because
• Wesley J Circus Host

  March 2018

  self-driving cars
• balaam Shipmate

  March 2018

  go where they
• aliehs Shipmate

  March 2018

  bloody well please.
• NOprophet_NØprofit Shipmate

  March 2018

  The thin man
• Sipech Shipmate

  March 2018

  looked wistfully at
• Amanda B Reckondwyth Shipmate

  March 2018

  the carrot cake
• Baptist Trainfan Shipmate

  March 2018

  and said to
• Boogie Heaven Host

  March 2018

  his best friend
• not entirely me Shipmate

  March 2018

  ,”what do you...
• Raptor Eye Shipmate

  March 2018

  find to amuse
• Twilight Shipmate

  March 2018

  yourself without cake
• Spike Ecclesiantics & MW Host, Admin Emeritus

  March 2018

  stuck up your
• NOprophet_NØprofit Shipmate

  March 2018

  er, rather, well...
• aliehs Shipmate

  March 2018

  nose and ears?
• Foaming Draught Shipmate

  March 2018

  "I paraglide naked",