Unfortunately that assumption was totally incorrect because (as any fule knoe) Aberystwyth is a particular hotspot for Dragonus Cambrienses (and very little else).
Fortunately the double unfortunately-ness (Welsh, flooded tunnel) and the infection with eistefffod (presumably this is a disease given that it "broke out", no doubt itchy?) was treated and otherwise rectified with very good drugs combined with a fine meal.
Unfortunately it got about that someone had insulted their venerable institution of eisteddfodau, and soon the mob were heading up Gt Darkgate St with flaming torches.
Fortunately the phoenix had got a load of his mates together to attack the mob and rescue his friend who had been the cause of the trouble in the first place.
Fortunately Julie Andrews (who was trapped up in the mountain while the rescue team argued over the map reading in Llanbadarn Fawr) was able to make herself feel better by singing 'My Favourite Things'.
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Fortunately someone had the idea of beginning a new story, but unfortunately he couldn't think of one.