I'm not eatin' that
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Change, remove, or add a letter to a common kitchen/restaurant ingredient to make something nobody would want to eat.
steel-cut bats
hives
pimple syrup
steel-cut bats
hives
pimple syrup
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Lice
poisonberry
Lemming meringue
Buffalo wangs
That's how I pronounce it.
Currant bums
Peat Melba
pusta salad
lame curry
Chocolate frog
Guacamole with real mole
... Guacamale
Krool-Aid
Mrs. Gutterworth's
Druncan Hines
Dr. Popper (drug joke)
....and who doesn't love the refreshing taste of Spite?
Or a nice bowl of Jill-O.
Also pick up a dozen Uggs.
notdog
goatmeal
doughnot
peenots (for those with a weak bladder)
harmburgers
So do I. Because bosintang tastes awful.
moleslaw
See https://pieminister.co.uk/pies/kate-and-sidney/
Chicken Porn Chowder
Porn Chop
Perch Pie
Poached Salman (if the Ayatollah had his way)
Potenta (they say its invigorating)
Asserole (so many possibilities)
Tushi (raw, I presume)
Crappucino anyone?
Tuba salad