Alternative Acronyms

in The Circus
I'm not quite sure if this'll fly, but I'll give it a go. Some acronyms might not stand for what you expect ...
NATO - Not Another Trump Oopsie!
NHS - Never Have Sickness
Over to you ...
NATO - Not Another Trump Oopsie!
NHS - Never Have Sickness
Over to you ...
Comments
Fellows,
Unacceptable
Banter
After
Rugby
RSPCA ?
OPEC
Over-Priced Energy Cartel
NASCAR
Nearly All Southern Crackers And Rednecks
NHL
Northern Hicks Lunging
Edited to remove potentially problematic material - Piglet, Circus host
USSR
Usual Stagnated Soap Rationing
Redcoats Mauling People
NYPD
Neutralized Your Pet Dog
FBI
Fine Boys Indeed
LCMS - Laplanders Chairing Morose Seminars
SDA - Someone's Dimwitted Aunt
LDS - Like Dancing Sober
PRC
Presently Rehabilitating Capitalism
After some discussion backstage, I think my OP with the rules of the game perhaps needs clarifying.
One suggestion per post, and then offer the next acronym, specifying what it usually stands for. I think this'll maybe offer scope for amusing alternatives, depending on what the original was.
Thank you.
Piglet, Circus host
And for the next one...
RADA
(Royal Academy Of Dramatic Arts)
Riotous Antics, Daring Adventures
TL; DR
(Too long; didn’t read)
Terribly Lazy; Ditching Respect
NASA
"Nyet, Andrei. Stop Armstrong!"
HMV
LNER
Apparently it stands for London North Eastern Railway.
BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation)
Blighty's Blimp Cabal
BAT (British American Tobacco)
Bronchitis And Tar
CID (Criminal Investigation Department)
RAF
Really Annihilated Frankfurt
SPQR (Senate and People of Rome)
NUT (National Union of Teachers)
CIA (Culinary Institute of America, among other possibilities)
SAG–AFTRA (Screen Actors Guild – American Federation of Television and Radio Artists)
Striking Against Gods - And Fighting The Robotic Auteurs
NEJM (New England Journal of Medicine)
It stood for that until the UK railways were nationalised in the late 40's. Has the acronym been reintroduced recently - hard to keep up with all that has happened since the '70's.
Not Every Jugular Matters
In a similar vein:
BMA (British Medical Association)
NT (National Trust)
Necrophiliaizing Tenements
MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
BAAPS
(British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons - yes, they really chose that acronym)
Benevolently Augmenting Aging Porn Stars
MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Money Coming Up
UNESCO (United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization)
RAC (Royal Automobile Club)
Revving At Commoners
WCTU (Women's Christian Temperance Union)
Whisky Can't Tempt Us
IBM (International Business Machines)
Imbibed Babbage's Mania
HBC (Hudson's Bay Company)
I could easily see this as part of a recruitment campaign for RADA. Maybe a series of ads, with various slogans featuring those four letters at the front of each word, eg. "Rambunctious Actors, Distinguished Academics", with the words overlaid onto photos of relevant activities at RADA.
Yes (from 2018).
UFO (Unidentified Flying Object)
CIMA: Chartered Institute of Management Accountants
AMA: American Medical Association
Advocating Monetized Amputations
KJV
CIMA
Condoning Illogical Meal Allowances
KJV
Kansth Just Vnderstandeth
ASCII (American Standard Code for Information Interchange)
Stupid
Computer
It’s connected !
It’s not a paper jam !
LFT (Lateral Flow Test)