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Can we stop using the term 'wankpuffins' please?

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  • Merry VoleMerry Vole Shipmate
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries...
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    Merry Vole wrote: »
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries...

    You utter and complete Cheese Sandwich! How dare you defame such lovable and sagacious animals as Hamsters!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Merry Vole wrote: »
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries...

    You beat me to it! :mrgreen:
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    I didn't realise that the hamster insult came from Monty Python...my bad, and my shame.

    What an utter and complete Thimble I am.
  • Alan Cresswell Alan Cresswell Admin, 8th Day Host
    You're one half of a coconut short of a knights charger.
  • ArethosemyfeetArethosemyfeet Shipmate, Heaven Host
    Alan Cresswell wrote: »
    You're one half of a coconut short of a knights charger.

    What *is* the sound of one half of a coconut?
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    Identical to the sound of one hand clapping, I think...
    :wink:
  • Lamb ChoppedLamb Chopped Shipmate
    You know, I can actually do that--clap a single hand, I mean. It involves waving the hand to and fro very fast, so that the fingers clap down against the palm.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I've just seen the word "wankferret" in a FB post describing the defendant in a certain trial in New York ... :mrgreen:
  • SojournerSojourner Shipmate
    Poor ferret
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    Not at all, the ferret is enjoying itself.

    The charm of these terms to me is that they look like an attempt at subtlety whist having the mental equivalence of a chainsaw to the goolies.

    Stupid wankbadger is one of the best I've heard.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    balaam wrote: »
    Not at all, the ferret is enjoying itself ...

    I suspect Sojourner meant (and I agree with her) that it's unfair to compare an innocent ferret with Mango Mussolini.
  • SojournerSojourner Shipmate
    Thanks Piglet, you have the wit to get my meaning….
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