Note to self:

in Heaven
Note to self: After de-seeding a chilli, do not wipe yr hands on a handkerchief and then wipe yr eyes with that handkerchief. 🌶️👀🤧
Note 2: After de-seeding a chilli, wash yr hands thoroughly before doing a wee.
Note 2: After de-seeding a chilli, wash yr hands thoroughly before doing a wee.
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Don't wipe the sticky face of a small child either. Still feeling guilty 40+ years later!
I suspect that most IT professionals will have learnt this lesson (and many others) the hard way. I wouldn't call myself professional but I am the go to IT person in my company and I have done many things like it. Fortunately the accountancy professional in me insists on checking everything after I have done it which helps alleviate my embarrassment.
A work situation, many years ago and not directly involving me, where a team dicovered that their backups had not been working for a few months when their system corrupted just before Christmas.
* Not that most people consider me professional at anything other than making an idiot of myself. But it is the area I work in.
Most IT professionals know what a shortcut is.
Ahem. A short cut is a way of CORRECTLY doing the job in less time, so that you can get on with the essential tasks that need ot be done to keep everything running but that are never given enough priority to be allowed to do them.
Or is that just me?
...in the name of all that is holy, do not fart!
It is particularly anti-social in a walk-in freezer.
Check the font before service time to be sure there’s water in it. And if there’s a problem with the cold water supply in the sacristy, make sure there’s no steam coming off the surface of the water…
In fairness, both.
You'd have thought that Aloysius Jasper would have been a once-in-a-career moniker ...