You suddenly realize you are getting old.

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  • SparrowSparrow Shipmate
    The Ship is a fount of knowledge. All these years I had believed the farthing bird was a robin. Now I also remember it was considered clever among very young people to suppress the 'h' in farthing.

    I dug one up in my garden a few months ago. I know there is some way of making it shiny again, does anyone know?
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    Sparrow wrote: »
    The Ship is a fount of knowledge. All these years I had believed the farthing bird was a robin. Now I also remember it was considered clever among very young people to suppress the 'h' in farthing.

    I dug one up in my garden a few months ago. I know there is some way of making it shiny again, does anyone know?

    Pop it in coke a cola for an hour then polish it with a cloth.
  • AravisAravis Shipmate
    Jengie Jon wrote: »
    Last time in hospital with a broken arm they did a return home assessment. It was funny given that I had a broken arm, they were quite concerned about whether I could get on or off bed OK and whether I could walk up and down stairs. Not nearly as concerned about whether I could put clothes on or wash myself.

    All right I broke it going downstairs but that was because I misjudged the end of the stairs.

    This is because if you can’t wash and dress yourself, it’s fairly easy to put in temporary home care to assist you with these tasks (many local authorities will offer this service free of charge for up to 6 weeks). But if a carer has to assist you out of bed or physically support you on the stairs, he/she may well injure their back. And it’s a very expensive option to put in a temporary stair lift if you don’t need one long term.

  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I'm just too young to remember farthings, but I'd always imagined the little bird to be a sparrow - from the Biblical quote about two sparrows being sold for a farthing.* You learn something new every day!

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    * there's a carving of two sparrows on the choir stalls in St Magnus Cathedral, which I assume does refer to that verse.
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  • So many people not recognising a wren has made me feel old - it's realising that the farthing has not exised, even as a memory, for most folks that has suddenly brought it home to me.
    Sad to think that the little Jenny Wren, and its distinctive cocked tail is rarely seen scuttling in the hedge-bottoms nowadays.
  • I regularly see wrens in the hedges round here, so they are still around. The RSPB site says it is the most common UK breeding bird.
    And I knew it was a wren on the back, even though I was born several years later. :)
  • SparrowSparrow Shipmate
    Boogie wrote: »
    Sparrow wrote: »
    The Ship is a fount of knowledge. All these years I had believed the farthing bird was a robin. Now I also remember it was considered clever among very young people to suppress the 'h' in farthing.

    I dug one up in my garden a few months ago. I know there is some way of making it shiny again, does anyone know?

    Pop it in coke a cola for an hour then polish it with a cloth.

    I tried that, it didn't work!
  • I regularly see wrens in the hedges round here, so they are still around. The RSPB site says it is the most common UK breeding bird.
    And I knew it was a wren on the back, even though I was born several years later. :)

    We have had a brood hatch somewhere nearby, as I've seen fledglings in our garden recently.
  • ArethosemyfeetArethosemyfeet Shipmate, Heaven Host
    Sparrow wrote: »
    The Ship is a fount of knowledge. All these years I had believed the farthing bird was a robin. Now I also remember it was considered clever among very young people to suppress the 'h' in farthing.

    I dug one up in my garden a few months ago. I know there is some way of making it shiny again, does anyone know?

    Overnight smeared with ketchup can help.
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    I have spent part of this morning setting up a small photograph album of pictures from my son's recent wedding, which I shall be carrying around in my bag for the foreseeable future and showing off at every available opportunity. People mostly show such things on their phones these days but, yeah, I'm old.
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    As an aside, when son and DiL had their second child, they told their first they were to have a new baby. First child started referring to the fetus as a little birdie. When second child born, she was named "Wren." Wren is four years old, now.
  • Tree BeeTree Bee Shipmate
    We have a wren in our garden. We don’t often see it but are delighted when we do.
  • You realise you are getting old when you receive the bowel cancer scan announcement.
  • And you realise you are really old when they stop sending them.
  • Graven ImageGraven Image Shipmate
    edited 3:45PM
    You realise you are old when many of your long-time friends are frail or have died.
  • Jengie JonJengie Jon Shipmate
    Or that you just have a tendency to have friends older than yourself, they were so much more interesting when I was younger having lived that much more.
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    And you realise you are really old when they stop sending them.

    Just had my gastrologist tell me I will not need to worry about this anymore.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    It's when you'd really like to have a cat, but don't because it would likely outlive you.
  • quetzalcoatlquetzalcoatl Shipmate
    It's when I feel grateful to my parents, it's only taken about 60 years, since I left home.
  • Firenze wrote: »
    It's when you'd really like to have a cat, but don't because it would likely outlive you.

    That exact comment was made in a conversation the other day about our new found cat and her kittens. A friend pointed out that you may think the cat loves you and depends absolutely on you, but in fact s/he doesn't give a damn as long as the next bunk is as comfortable as yours. So if you really want one, put out the "Cat wanted" sign anyway.
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