Heaven: Degree in Shipoffoolsology
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Purgatory Host, Circus Host
The discussion of exam grades in hell generated this:
I think this needs further exploration. What kind of degree is Shipoffoolsology? What's on the curriculum? What do you need to master to get a passing grade?
Leorning Cniht wrote: »alienfromzog wrote: »not speculate here on whether a degree in Shipoffoolsology would be a BSc or a BA... although I reckon we might have fun choosing the faculty. Presumably lectures would take place in the Aligator Lecture Theatre.
I suspect it would be a BS
I think this needs further exploration. What kind of degree is Shipoffoolsology? What's on the curriculum? What do you need to master to get a passing grade?
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For reference:
http://forums.shipoffools.com/discussion/comment/325072/#Comment_325072
See the P.S. at the bottom.
I think a mandatory first year essay should be What is a Christian website anyway? or perhaps Where would Jesus browse?
The history module should have an essey on "Who was Erin, anyway?"
A unit covering "Where to post what", "Hell calls" and an advonced unit on "crafting insults".
I feel there should be an options, but recommended, unit on "How to say sorry". Not everyone needs this, of course. I mean, I would have to take it several times.
Optional unit - popular pastimes on the ship
This, in order to avoid being envanished by Boojums (Booja?), aka Hosts and Admins...
I think that there would definitely have to be modules on the Circus (optional) and understanding global figures of speech.
Well.... the least they could do is form an orderly queue and compare notes. As it is it's like every one of them thinks they've got the special conversion juice, not realising that after a while an atheist has heard all of the variants.
*Pedant holding Dictionary.
Pfft. The true pedant has no need of such crutches.
I think you might mean MA, not AM (unless you refer to a chap who only functioned effectively before lunch...)
I give you the text of original title page:
A
DICTIONARY
of the
ENGLISH LANGUAGE:
in which
The WORDS are deduced from their ORIGINALS,
and
ILLUSTRATED in their DIFFERENT SIGNIFICATIONS
by
EXAMPLES from the best WRITERS.
To which are prefixed,
A HISTORY of the LANGUAGE,
and AN ENGLISH GRAMMAR.
By SAMUEL JOHNSON, A.M.
In TWO Volumes
🤣🤣🤣
Alternative - 'Hitting the Target: Painting one on your own back and surviving the experience' (comes with pre-paid funeral plan for those who fail the module)
Appropriate use of the word "Fuck" in heaven, purgatory and hell.
Tutor to be advised.
If there is a Ship meet in the Kings Head pub, how long will it take them to drink it dry?
I'm a relatively seasoned shipmate but have never understood the rusty farm implement thing, so if someone would care to explain...
It was a favoured saying of Erin, of blessed memory.
(Nota bene - this is NOT a coded message to evil Russian agents)
It is a coded message to evil agents all over the world. Got you now BF
You're thinking of Dundee.