If I only could, I'd make a deal with God

Now you have the earworm as well.

Anyhow. If you could make a deal with God, what deal would it be? What would you change in the world? What single thing would you get God to make different?

Bear in mind the time travellers rules - you cannot control the effects of your change. So you might want to let Hitler die young, but that wouldn't stop someone else - someone worse - leading, and possibly pushing harder. Maybe developing nuclear weapons earlier.

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  • That he might at least explain to us his rationale behind how he apportions fire, drought, flood, famine and earthquakes.
  • edited November 2018
    European expansion is never to occur. The Spanish are killed as soon as they show up in the Caribbean in the 1490s because the Vikings who settled and Newfoundland in ~1000 AD stayed and created an alliance with those in the Western Hemisphere. The combinations of technology prevented the European sea pirates from settling. And things are completely reversed.

    The Alliance sinks all vessels approaching the western hemisphere so that all European sea pirates, explorers, slave traders, colonizers, entrepreneurs etc are all killed. They built large ships and conquer from the Western Hemisphere all of Europe. Christianity is not Roman nor Orthodox (those were destroyed and superseded), it is much closer to nature, there isn't capitalism, everything is based on cooperatives, agreements and collective decision making. Africa was never colonized either, nor China, India, other parts of Asia and the Pacific. Because the Europeans were stopped.
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    Make sugary, chocolaty, doughnutty, pastry, biscuity and cakey foods good for us.
  • Make sprouts taste good...

    ... they already do. No problem then.
  • The other half of this is what are you handing over to God in return.
  • HarryCH wrote: »
    The other half of this is what are you handing over to God in return.

    Exactly. If there's no consideration, it isn't a deal, it's a boon.
  • I suppose I'd ask what he'd offer in return for my measly life. Not a lot, probably.
  • European expansion is never to occur.

    Instead Asia expanded and spread a different culture across the world.
    (Remember, you cannot define the consequences!)
    Boogie wrote: »
    Make sugary, chocolaty, doughnutty, pastry, biscuity and cakey foods good for us.

    Mmmm yes please.
  • Instead Asia expanded and spread a different culture across the world. (Remember, you cannot define the consequences!)

    Not defining, merely commenting. We'd all be eating with chopsticks and look upon people who ask for forks and knives as affected.

    balaam wrote: »
    Make sprouts taste good...they already do. No problem then.

    But we'd call them "steamed cabbage with miniature appearance"
  • I think my deal would have every religious book include "Don't hate people. Any people. Because that is ridiculous. And yes, even if they are gay."

    In exchange, I would try harder to follow that.
  • If you hard-boil an egg and eat it, a small item might appear in the empty eggshell. There is no way of knowing what the small item will be, but you experience positive emotions when you see it.
  • Do not allow coriander / cilantro be put on or in any food. Ever! And if I get three wishes, no yoghourt. And disco never happened.
  • NP, are you honestly saying that you have never enjoyed watching people dancing down the line in Soul Train?
  • Simon Toad wrote: »
    NP, are you honestly saying that you have never enjoyed watching people dancing down the line in Soul Train?

    That, enjoyed?

    No. Enjoyed is not a word I'd use.
  • No dust. We could save so much time not getting rid of the stuff.
  • Tree Bee wrote: »
    No dust. We could save so much time not getting rid of the stuff.
    True, but we’d have to come up with something else to say at burials and on Ash Wednesday.

  • Isn't dust the stuff of life? SC I sense dire consequences.
  • Nick Tamen wrote: »
    We’d have to come up with something else to say at burials and on Ash Wednesday.
    Keep it in Latin.

  • Simon Toad wrote: »
    NP, are you honestly saying that you have never enjoyed watching people dancing down the line in Soul Train?

    My memories include my parents and their friends dressed like these people doing stuff like this, without the Finish. Thankfully I was long out of home by then.
  • I needed a laugh, NP. Thanks.
  • NP, the leisure suit convention was brilliant!!!
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    It would rain gently every night, just enough to water the plants. Then it would be dry and sunny during the day, every day :smile:
  • My deal is far more individualistic and selfish.
    That every new batch of marking that arrives in my inbox would stimulate in me a feeling of excitement and joy at the wonderful insights I am about to encounter, a feeling which will continue to be present until I reach the end of the last essay. In return I will give my students feedback in a positive and constructive way which empowers my students to achieve their full potential.

    Which is just about the prayer I say currently before leaping into the quagmire.
  • Professors would never deny students with disabilities that academic accommodations they require, and if they do, they swiftly feel the wrath of a human rights complaint.
  • LeRocLeRoc Shipmate
    Just a little bit of lightning bolt in my finger tips with which I can strike certain people.
  • RossweisseRossweisse Hell Host, 8th Day Host, Glory
    I'd put an end to cancer. It is of the devil.
  • jedijudyjedijudy Heaven Host
    Amen, Ross.
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    edited December 2018
    I needed a laugh, NP. Thanks.

    It's even funnier if you turn on the captions, in English, which I did, not having twigged the bloke was Finnish.🙄
  • :smile:
    ...listen I can't ask Allah nix, hix sucks dicks, cut, it sucks dicks...

    My deal is that God helps me to achieve freedom from Pride, and that it works in the way I think it might, which means in return I become less of a dick. Win-win...

  • TrudyTrudy Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    I would like to modestly propose to God an alteration to human suffering, known as the Tragedy Cap. Recognizing that we are mortal and live in an imperfect world, I would not ask for death, disease or accident to be removed altogether, only that there be a cap on how much of this any one individual or family has to suffer in a lifetime.

    For example, a family who loses one young child to death should get a guarantee that any other children will outlive their parents with long, healthy lives for all. If you get in a serious car accident, you cannot also then get cancer. Just spread the tragedies around evenly so nobody gets too laden down.

    When a person has reached their Tragedy Cap, it's smooth sailing for them and those they love until they eventually die painlessly in bed with a smile on their face at age 99.
  • RossweisseRossweisse Hell Host, 8th Day Host, Glory
    That works for me, Trudy.
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