“Alas I am very sorry to say
That not all roses are red
Nor are all violets blue
But sugar is indeed very sweet
A guaranteed tooth decay for you
A folly to eat before children are in their prime
Which they will have cause to regret for a very long time.”
“Alas I am very sorry to say
That not all roses are red
Nor are all violets blue
But sugar is indeed very sweet
A guaranteed tooth decay for you
A folly to eat before children are in their prime
Which they will have cause to regret for a very long time.”
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And the roses are red
But I do appear
To have killed off this thread
How lucky! How cool!
"Killed off"? Surely not.
This thread is a jewel!
My irises yellow
I must say my garden
Is looking quite mellow.
Spring has arrived
Without this thread
We’ve barely survived!
The sky rarely blue.
May has been rainy.
But high hopes for June!
Golden the grain
Dust-dry the gardens -
We really need rain.
My Lupins are blue
And pink and yellow
And purple too.
Ours are not up.
Yellow are lucky.
Love them so much!
Geraniums red
And a smile on my face
When reading this thread
And the grass green again
Thank God that at last
He’s sent us some rain
Begonias too!
Flowers abound
Lovely and new.
The Lionesses are definitely not blue
What a performance
Penalty shootouts are the most nerve-wracking experience you’ll ever go through
(What a team ❤️❤️❤️❤️)
(Tangent
Come to think of it, imitations of William McGonagall might make a good Circus thread. And if you think I’m bad, read “The Tay Bridge Disaster”. )
The Tay Bridge Disaster
“Alas I am very sorry to say
That not all roses are red
Nor are all violets blue
But sugar is indeed very sweet
A guaranteed tooth decay for you
A folly to eat before children are in their prime
Which they will have cause to regret for a very long time.”
No, this is much too good for McGonagall
We speak in rhyme.
Composing fun
Is all the time.
Agapanthus are blue
The plums are a-ripening
To full sweetness too.