Three Word Story

Golden Key

tastes of arrogance.

Boogie

is best for

Lily Pad

we all know

Amanda B Reckondwyth

never pleased anyone!

Raptor Eye

"Huh?" Looking quizzical,

balaam

Andrea raised her

Foaming Draught

rocket launcher to

Spike

see if it

Boogie

would fire blancmanges

Golden Key

and maple bars

Huia

at the enemy

Bishops Finger

but it refused.

Lily Pad

Luckily, she had

Boogie

plenty of enormous

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-ly funny jokes

Amanda B Reckondwyth

she had heard

Spike

that the enormous

Bishops Finger

publisher of jokes

Raptor Eye

was in fact

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the devil incarnate!

Foaming Draught

"Hellishly funny", retorted

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the patron saint

Golden Key

Ambrose Bierce, satirist

Boogie

of all the

Golden Key

"Devil's Dictionary" quips

Raptor Eye

and rhymes which

Sipech

fills the time

Foaming Draught

between pilates and

Amanda B Reckondwyth

crucifixions. Just then

gizzie

only royals possess

balaam

enough swans to

Golden Key

have swan songs

cliffdweller

with giant swan-sized

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turkeys which we

Amanda B Reckondwyth

dare not cook

cliffdweller

In our poisonous brew

not entirely me

Unless they are

Sipech

sprinkled with tarragon

not entirely me

, a little magic

Golden Key

, and chicken soup.

Amanda B Reckondwyth

Turkey, however, doesn't

Foaming Draught

share Greece’s predilection

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for deep fried

Raptor Eye

chocolate bars filled

Sipech

with ouzo; rather,

balaam

they prefer roast

Amanda B Reckondwyth

porcupine with quills

not entirely me

Barbed for your

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barbeque, on which

not entirely me

the charcoals glow