Today I Consign To Hell -the All Saints version

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  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Spike wrote: »
    Have you considered listening to a different radio station?
    ... or turning the radio off? :mrgreen:

    In a general sort of way, I wouldn't be in favour of encouraging Classic FM ("the world's slowest music") to play any more "relaxing" music than they do already. When David and I used to hire a car and travel about the UK on holiday, we'd start with Radio 4, then if it was doing something we didn't fancy, we'd go with Radio 3. If it wasn't to our taste, we'd try Classic FM, and it nearly always seemed to be playing "Smooth Classics at 2" or "Relaxing Classics at 7" or some such.

    Even when it wasn't, the chances were you'd get either the Adagio (take your pick from Barber or Albinoni) or the slow movement of Mozart's Clarinet Concerto. :naughty:

    Don't get me wrong; Classic FM is basically a Good Thing, as it's brought classical music to lots of people who might otherwise never have heard it.
  • Yep, they like the noise it makes. The current controller of BBC Radio 3 came from Classic FM. Lord have mercy!
  • I think this is why I listen to Radio 3 much less than I used to.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Radio 4 during the day. Planet Rock for waking up to.
  • DoublethinkDoublethink Admin, 8th Day Host
    TICTH the cobbler living his best life, who refused to repair my boots on the grounds it would involve hand sewing and he didn’t want to. (Not it can’t be done, it’s not economic or he personally can’t do it, just doesn’t want to.)

    I mean, if I guess if you run your own business it’s your call.
  • TICTH the cobbler living his best life, who refused to repair my boots on the grounds it would involve hand sewing and he didn’t want to. (Not it can’t be done, it’s not economic or he personally can’t do it, just doesn’t want to.)

    I mean, if I guess if you run your own business it’s your call.

    ‘Fraid so…
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Does it really have to come down to me to say what a load of cobblers?
  • You could of course say nothing
  • ArethosemyfeetArethosemyfeet Shipmate, Heaven Host
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Does it really have to come down to me to say what a load of cobblers?

    CGSM.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    edited February 21
    Sojourner wrote: »
    You could of course say nothing

    You're not obligated to read my posts if you don't share my sense of humour. You seem to have a real problem with me existing and I'm buggered if I know why.
  • In your dreams, Karl
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Does it really have to come down to me to say what a load of cobblers?

    Keep it up @KarlLB - you and my late Dad have similar senses of humour and I enjoy the reminders.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Karl is being a total hero; he does it so the rest of us don't have to ... :mrgreen:
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    What does CGSM stand for please? I googled but I guess you didn't mean a Canadian marketing degree.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Huia wrote: »
    What does CGSM stand for please? I googled but I guess you didn't mean a Canadian marketing degree.

    Consignment of Geriatric Shoe Menders - from Yes Minister.
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    Thanks - I really liked that programme, until the quakes when the bookshelf took out the the TV in a triumph of culture over crass commercialism,
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Huia wrote: »
    Thanks - I really liked that programme, until the quakes when the bookshelf took out the the TV in a triumph of culture over crass commercialism,

    Both Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister were also published in book form in the form of Jim Hacker's diaries, with interpolated recollections from Sir Bernard Woolly and extracts from the Applebee Papers. Well worth getting your hands on.
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    Thanks, I'd planned to visit some secondhand bookshops soon - I will add it to my list.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    TICTH Tesco's in Linlithgow, who have done a major re-organisation of the shop. The new layout, to put it mildly, is Not An Improvement*, and shopping takes twice as long because I no longer know where anything is.

    * the word "clusterfuck" springs to mind ... :rage:
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited February 22
    Our local Tess Coe had a refurb a year or so ago, but to be fair it was an improvement (once it was completed), except for the outward-opening doors on the chiller cabinets - they're awkward for this Pore Pheeble Old Man to open, whilst simultaneously trying to (a) stand up, and (b) manoeuvre the trolley so as to keep it out of people's way...

    At least I now know where Stuff is (mostly - I do sometimes have to ask one of the ever-helpful staff, whereupon I usually find that I'm standing right in front of the correct shelf :grimace: ).

    Another minor downside (for Me!) to the refurb is the remoteness of the alcohol aisle from the checkouts and exit, but that, the manager told me, was to deter crime - it's a long way from the bottles to the door!

    Our village Co-Op has sliding doors on its cabinets - still awkward, but a bit easier. It's a small store, and there simply wouldn't be enough room for outward-opening doors.
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    I used to have my supermarket list on a spreadsheet. When the periodic reordering happened, I would simply go up and down the aisles in the usual way, numbering the items in my list in the order I found them. When I got home, I’d put the new numbers into the spreadsheet and re-sort it. Hey presto! A list of my usual stuff in the correct order. The first shop after a reordering was always a bit of a faff, but after that it was plain sailing again.
  • My word, that's efficient!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    In fairness, I must commend the staff at Tessie's - they must be well fed up of gormless old eejits like me asking stupid questions, but they're always cheerful and polite.
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    My word, that's efficient!
    It also helped with making a list, since it had all our regular(-ish) items on it, and I could just go through adding quantities or deleting items as required - and writing on any extras.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Clever! :)
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    @BroJames, I am in awe.

    I use two supermarkets depending on what other shopping I am doing. Woolworths to the east is bigger and there are 4 or 5 aisles I seldom visit.

    The other one, New World is smaller, but friendlier.

    NZ only has 2 supermarket chains (except for a new Aldi in Auckland), so there is no real competition. The Government have said they are keen to change this but so far it's only words.
  • RockyRogerRockyRoger Shipmate
    Mrs RR and I, resting from our Sabbath labours, and taking advantage of (at las!) the lovely sunny weather, decided to have a spot of Tiffin in the back garden. Bliss! Cherry tree in blossom, cats recharging the solar cells in their tummies. Then some B*gg*r over the back fence starts up his (why is it always an He?) loud lawn mower. Can't hear myself think, let alone the sweet nothings from Mrs RR.
    To hell with all motorised high-octane lawn mowers!
  • Purchase yourself a pair of Ear Defenders. You may not be able to hear Mrs RR, but you won't hear the Engine of Satan either...
  • Of course, a lawnmower is as nothing when compared to one of those saws for cutting paving slabs ...
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    One of my colleagues in the choir at church was complaining last night of somebody running a chain-saw (or similarly noisy apparatus) at three o'clock in the morning. She was Not Pleased.

    I only live a few minutes' walk along the street from her, but I was deep in the land of Nod; having dodgy hearing can have its advantages!
  • Years ago, in Glasgow, I had colleagues who lived in a typical tenement block. Their neighbour was an elderly gentleman who was sadly suffering from dementia and had a tendency to play the bagpipes at unusual times.
  • NicoleMRNicoleMR Shipmate
    I consign to hell the phone tree for the NYC Medicaid office phone number, which as far as I can figure out after many, many attempts has no way to speak to a human agent, which is what I need. I furthermore consign to hell whatever glitch in Medicaid caused my brother to be charged $1067 for his hospital stay in 2024 when it should have been entirely covered. I have been trying to deal with this for hours now.
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    I don’t know if this will work in your situation, but I have sometimes found that the way round a phone tree is to pretend to be really incompetent. So I don’t press numbers, or speak clearly with my query, and eventually the machine gives up and sends me to a human call handler.
  • NicoleMRNicoleMR Shipmate
    Hmmm. I didn't try not pressing anything. I'll have to try that tomorrow. Thanks for the suggestion.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Purchase yourself a pair of Ear Defenders.[...]
    I now imagine ear muffs in the shape of two Land Rover Defender cars, and I like it! :)

  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    @BroJames that is a brilliant strategy.

    Good luck with it @NicoleMR
  • HelixHelix Shipmate
    Is it just me but I want to consign to hell what i see as a misuse of the word "needs" and how prevalent it is in society. It's bringing out the worst of me in terms of pedantry as people tell me they are meeting my needs (how very dare!) (and no they are not) or what their "needs" are when what is being referenced is what works best from their perspective, or their preference or such.

    It's like fingernails on a blackboard when I hear the word "needs" these days.

    I know I am not being rational but there you go.
  • Jengie JonJengie Jon Shipmate
    edited March 11
    Can I just consign to hell post viral digestive disruption.
  • RockyRogerRockyRoger Shipmate
    Jengie Jon wrote: »
    Can I just consign to hell post viral digestive disruption.

    Seconded!
  • I think today I am consigning my family to hell. Husband who hasn't organised to get the cooling system serviced, daughter who is complaining about the noise it's making and keeping her awake. Me worrying about full house of guests coming tomorrow and no cool air on a very hot day. Also sister for too many reasons and me overtired and hot and having to go to the shops to stock up on everything I can think of!! Oh and highchair stored in the ceiling and needs wiping before visitors. I'll be glad when next week comes and life returns to normal.
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host
    Apparently what passes for an English lesson in my son's school is learning to sing Baby Shark (and then regaling your parents with it non-stop for a week) :unamused:
  • SarasaSarasa All Saints Host
    My bank has blocked my on-line account and I'm now in a queue trying to sort it out. Its all because I tried to transfer some money to a new building society account and they think I've been scammed. I appreciate them trying to safeguard my account but I wish they'd find a less drastic way of doing it, and I wish they'd answer their phone, I have been hanging on the phone for ages.
  • Well, shit. I had a similar problem last week when I tried to buy a lot of books from Ireland--and the very officious idiots at Unnamed Credit Card decided they'd require 2 factor identification on the process, when they'd never done so before, and I wasn't even aware that they COULD do so--And then, when it took me more than 5 minutes to get my husband's phone out of the car he'd left it in, they very kindly informed the seller that I was fraudulent. Which further fucked up the transaction, and when I attempted to use a different card, the seller declined that as I was now a known risk. I finally had to use Paypal. Grrrrrr.
  • North East QuineNorth East Quine Purgatory Host
    edited March 26
    What a pain! Many years ago our bank blocked my husband whilst he was at a conference on the basis that he was using our joint account in America whilst I was simultaneously using our joint account in Scotland.

    On his next trip to America he contacted the bank in advance to say that he was travelling with work, and without his wife. They blocked him again after he bought gifts for the kids in FAO Schwarz, on the grounds that he was supposed to be in America on a work trip and it was an "abnormal" purchase for a father to buy toys for his children on a work trip.
  • SarasaSarasa All Saints Host
    Still having problems transferring money, even though it was supposed to be sorted yesterday. I think I might do it the old fashioned way and take in a cheque!
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited March 26
    I don't think I even have a chequebook now, with online banking, debit cards etc., generally so safe and convenient. As with all such things, of course, all is well until it isn't...

    That said, I'm impressed (in a way) with the speed with which one's bank detects, or thinks it detects, something wrong. It's happened to me once or twice, and, although I haven't lost any £££, I've had to wait a day or two for a replacement debit card. I now keep a few pounds in cash, to cover any immediate shopping needs, but I have a second account, with a different bank, which also has a debit card. Belt, Braces, and String, IYSWIM!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I found my old Bank of Montreal cheque book the other day when I was rootling through David's stuff; the last time I used it was when I paid a traffic violation fine just after he died. I had mentioned in the covering letter that he had died, and the RCMP returned my cheque, uncashed, with a lovely letter expressing their condolences.

    Canadians are nice. :heart:

    Having said that, some of their bureaucracy sucks great festering goose-balls; I was trying to do something with the BMO account a while back, and ended up having to renew my password. Which I can't do, because you need either a Canadian phone number or email address to do that, neither of which I have ...

  • I don't think I even have a chequebook now, with online banking, debit cards etc., generally so safe and convenient. As with all such things, of course, all is well until it isn't...

    That said, I'm impressed (in a way) with the speed with which one's bank detects, or thinks it detects, something wrong. It's happened to me once or twice, and, although I haven't lost any £££, I've had to wait a day or two for a replacement debit card. I now keep a few pounds in cash, to cover any immediate shopping needs, but I have a second account, with a different bank, which also has a debit card. Belt, Braces, and String, IYSWIM!

    None of which are sufficient in our case...

    I'm thinking I'll just tattoo my ass navy blue and be done with it.
  • I don't think I even have a chequebook now, with online banking, debit cards etc., generally so safe and convenient. As with all such things, of course, all is well until it isn't...

    That said, I'm impressed (in a way) with the speed with which one's bank detects, or thinks it detects, something wrong. It's happened to me once or twice, and, although I haven't lost any £££, I've had to wait a day or two for a replacement debit card. I now keep a few pounds in cash, to cover any immediate shopping needs, but I have a second account, with a different bank, which also has a debit card. Belt, Braces, and String, IYSWIM!

    None of which are sufficient in our case...

    I'm thinking I'll just tattoo my ass navy blue and be done with it.

    Well, yes. I do appreciate the fact that not everyone has the same advantages as I...

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