I can't believe you said that!
Amanda B Reckondwyth
Shipmate
in The Circus
A game for three players.
Player 1 posts a line of innocuous small talk.
Player 2 posts a logical next line, also small talk.
Player 3 posts an utterly outlandish reply, and starts a new game.
Example:
Player 1: I like a nice gin and tonic now and then.
Player 2: I prefer a vodka and tonic.
Player 3: It's rubbing alcohol and grape juice for me.
(new game)
There's nothing like a quiet evening at home.
When you post, repeat the lines from the previous post so (1) we'll know how far along in the game we are, and (2) we have continuity of thought.
Let us begin.
Toast is best with marmalade.
Player 1 posts a line of innocuous small talk.
Player 2 posts a logical next line, also small talk.
Player 3 posts an utterly outlandish reply, and starts a new game.
Example:
Player 1: I like a nice gin and tonic now and then.
Player 2: I prefer a vodka and tonic.
Player 3: It's rubbing alcohol and grape juice for me.
(new game)
There's nothing like a quiet evening at home.
When you post, repeat the lines from the previous post so (1) we'll know how far along in the game we are, and (2) we have continuity of thought.
Let us begin.
Toast is best with marmalade.
Comments
It's better with strawberry jam.
It's better with strawberry jam.
I tried jamming a strawberry into a toaster, but it just got messy.
The snow continues to fall outside.
It's better with strawberry jam.
*Peanut butter and jelly is the invention of the devil*
New Game:
I do love a bright and frosty Winter's morning
But strangely my new start would make a decent line 2:
The snow continues to fall outside
I do love a bright and frosty Winter's morning
I really like my relations.
I really like my relations.
Especially when the reunion is over and they are back in prison.
New start:
There seems to be a lot of traffic on the roads these days.
Hopefully it'll be clear on Sunday for my drive to church.
Hopefully it'll be clear on Sunday for my drive to church.
It has the only free parking reasonably close to the brothel.
Another one:
I do like your new sweater.
It reflects the green of your eyes.
Romantic movies always make me cry.
Crying is good for you; that's why I watch tragedies too.
Crying is good for you; that's why I watch tragedies too.
When your love life is as tragic as mine, who needs a movie?
You can't beat relaxing in front of a good roaring fire on a cold evening.
With some marshmallows to toast.
With some marshmallows to toast
Along with the occasional heretic.
I really ought to do the laundry.
Get everything smelling fresh as the summer rain.
Get everything smelling fresh as the summer rain.
That's why I spread my laundry around the yard whenever a rain is likely.
I'm tired, heading to bed shortly.
It's the best place to sleep.
It's the best place to sleep.
Until this furniture shop closes for the day.
Math is really my forte.
I'm always better with words than numbers.
I'm always better with words than numbers.
Using more words than numbers can count has never been a problem for me. -- Charles Dickens.
I haven't been to church in ages!
I go most Sundays.
I go most Sundays.
I'm a Seventh-Day Adventist.
(Trying to harmonize the first two statements.)
My doctor has a great bedside manner.
His medical knowledge is second to none.
His medical knowledge is second to none.
Which is why I always consult Dr. None
I think I’ll have a sandwich for lunch.
With a nice dill pickle on the side.
With a nice dill pickle on the side
of a slice of chocolate cake.
A cup of tea is so refreshing
I like a nice cup of tea in the morning
I like a nice cup of tea in the morning
Laced with a good slug of rum.
I am so looking forward to the lighter evenings
I am so looking forward to the lighter evenings
and the arrival of the cricket season
It gets my husband out of the house for long enough to let me make love to the gardener.
Care to start a new one?
Bugger, sorry, too keen! NO, that's the excuse, not the start line!
I've just bought a camera to go in my bird box.
I didn't know birds knew how to use cameras.
I didn't know birds knew how to use cameras.
In my experience, it's usually the bloke who likes to take the pictures.
That comedian always has such clean and wholesome humour.
He never uses smut or naughty words.
He abuses a ventriloquists dummy.
Have you heard the cats screeching on the roof at night?
Is that what that blood-curdling noise is!
Is that what that blood-curdling noise is!
No, that's the biker-gang next door torturing their enemies, but that happens every night, so I don't really notice it anymore.
Finally, a job where I can use my greatest talents!
Those paperclips are not going to count themselves
Those paperclips are not going to count themselves
All those nice little girls in my dungeon will count them.
What a shame, I've finished the ice cream.
It was hokey pokey - my favorite.
I like a bit of right-foot in my ice cream. With a nice chianti.
Debate on the Ship is always so polite and civil.
It feels almost unchristian to disagree with anybody.
It feels almost unchristian to disagree with anybody.
Now, where did I leave my broomstick?
South America appears especially enticing.
South America appears especially enticing.
And with the Allies closing in, not a moment to waste.
I am so blessed to have 20/20 vision.
I can spot the smallest things.