OK, the OP and subsequent messages tried to make it clear that the first line is an invitation and the second line "spoils" the invitation. Having failed to make this clear, I'll bow out now and let y'all make of this thread whatever you wish.
Try a little glass of my home-made GIN
I will indeed, if it has juniper in.
Will you do the fandango?
Not in real accordance with the thread, but the old limerick:
There was a young fellow called Nates
Who danced the fandago on skates.
Til a fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.
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Come for a swim in my brand new pool
Your piranha paper was enough; I am no fool.
The guests are met, the feast is set
And that piranha's just a pet.
I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
or, if I prefer, to Coventry.
How much is that doggie in the window?
And what will it catch if I throw?
Would you like to see some brand new art?
But I don't like modern -I'm a boring old fart.
I've written a song ; will you sing harmony?
Sure! in the key of off, quite merrily.
I’ve baked a pie - fancy a slice?
"Did you try it on the mice?"
"Have you tried the famous echo in the Reading Room of the British Museum?"
There are people hiding in the corners shouting back - you can see ‘em!
Try a little glass of my home-made gin
I will indeed, if it has juniper in.
Will you do the fandango?
I really prefer the line dance.
Will you let the dogs out?
No. I'd rather just stand here and shout.
Would you like to come and see my etchings?
They’ve been such a boon in all my letchings.
Would you like to join me at a fringe show?
"I'm bald these days; so that's a no."
"Would you like a jolly old jar?"
With my bad knees I can't carry it far.
Wouldn't you like to fly in my beautiful balloon?
Not in real accordance with the thread, but the old limerick:
There was a young fellow called Nates
Who danced the fandago on skates.
Til a fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.
Not the one with a steam organ so out of tune?
Will you live in my yellow submarine?
It's a brightly coloured aquatic hareem.
Will you listen while a recite my poem?