Hard to Answer

HarryCHHarryCH Shipmate
Can you think of a statement that requires an answer but for which there is no satisfactory response?

I will start with "Honey, does this dress make my butt look big?". If it didn't, she would not ask the question; if it does, there is no way to reply that is both kind and truthful.

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  • TelfordTelford Shipmate
    HarryCH wrote: »
    Can you think of a statement that requires an answer but for which there is no satisfactory response?

    I will start with "Honey, does this dress make my butt look big?". If it didn't, she would not ask the question; if it does, there is no way to reply that is both kind and truthful.

    Th dress is perfect dear, as are you
  • ChastMastrChastMastr Shipmate
    edited July 2024
    HarryCH wrote: »
    Can you think of a statement that requires an answer but for which there is no satisfactory response?

    I will start with "Honey, does this dress make my butt look big?". If it didn't, she would not ask the question; if it does, there is no way to reply that is both kind and truthful.

    “Yeah but I like it that way” and then start romancing. And/or “Big and beautiful.” Possibly playing Sir Mix-A-Lot…

    (Of course this is only honest if someone actually does, indeed, prefer big butts.)
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    The question I hate to answer is, when we have decided to eat out, is where should we go? Being in a small town, our choices are limited. Still difficult, though.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    When you're the wallflower in a group conversation, and someone insists on asking "Are you bored?"

    (I usually answer "no", but think in my head "The mere fact that you're having to ask the question...")
  • Gramps49 wrote: »
    The question I hate to answer is, when we have decided to eat out, is where should we go? Being in a small town, our choices are limited. Still difficult, though.

    If you’re willing to go random or semi-random, go to the one of the places you like you went to longest ago; or pick the next one in alphabetical order; or assign numbers to them and ask your phone (Siri, etc.) to pick a random number in that range. When I’ve really struggled with, say, a menu choice, I’ll go by the day of the month and count my way through them, so if it’s the 16th I’ll look at the 16th menu item, and if that doesn’t sound good, I’ll pick up there and count 16 more, and so on, possibly going back around to the start of the list. I’m better at making decisions now, but for a long time I really struggled with … a whole lot of things, really. (Picking a flavor of ice cream was really rough every single time.) So if this is helpful, go for it! (Another thing is to pick a food type alphabetically, beef chicken fish pork etc. (b c f p etc.), and ask yourself what you last ate, then go for the next one, so if you had a hamburger then pick something from the chicken section, etc.)
  • I suppose "have you stopped beating your spouse yet?" doesn't fit?
  • HarryCH wrote: »
    "does this dress make my butt look big?". If it didn't, she would not ask
    You think?

    The curse of Body Dysmorphic Disorder haunts many women/girls at some stage in their lives. (men too, but the question here is in gendered form).
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    HarryCH wrote: »
    Can you think of a statement that requires an answer but for which there is no satisfactory response?

    I will start with "Honey, does this dress make my butt look big?". If it didn't, she would not ask the question; if it does, there is no way to reply that is both kind and truthful.

    "You ask as though that would be a bad thing."
  • HarryCH wrote: »
    Can you think of a statement that requires an answer but for which there is no satisfactory response?

    Seems like there are a bunch of Zen koans that work like that. In general, any question that embeds a flawed or false assumption in the question.
  • Yes, many Zen questions have no satisfactory verbal response, but do produce a living one.
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    And, while I am at it: "Why is Trump?"
  • Nenya wrote: »
    HarryCH wrote: »
    Can you think of a statement that requires an answer but for which there is no satisfactory response?

    I will start with "Honey, does this dress make my butt look big?". If it didn't, she would not ask the question; if it does, there is no way to reply that is both kind and truthful.

    "You ask as though that would be a bad thing."

    We need the old bowing-down smiley.
  • Hedgehog wrote: »
    "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

    Poe wrote on both.
  • Hedgehog wrote: »
    And, while I am at it: "Why is Trump?"

    The Fall?
  • How do you justify your own existence given there are billions born into poverty who have a fraction of the resources that you have.

    You can't.

    So the unanswerable question is: what morally should you do about it?
  • I don’t think the notion of “justifying one’s existence” has meaning. We’re wholly superfluous creatures, created out of love by God, but not something that had to exist.

    What we should do morally, if we have resources others do not, has been answered by many people, with different specific answers (some rather loathsome, like those of Ayn Rand, but mostly good, involving using those resources to show compassion), but not no answer.
  • Well that's an opinion, which I accept you are entitled to.
  • ChastMastr wrote: »
    Hedgehog wrote: »
    "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

    Poe wrote on both.

    It's "nevar" put the wrong way 'round.
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