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    mousethief wrote: »
    Et a Watchman

    The Donner party loses their lookout.
    Pass the gravy, please.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    The Magnificent Even

    The adventures of a dyslexic Welshman panning gold near Dolgellau.
  • Gone with the Win

    Southern belle wins the Powerball lottery and hasn't been seen nor heard from since.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Ho Framed Roger Rabbit -- A private detective is hired to investigate a crime that a certain lady of ill repute has accused a film star of having committed.
  • Field of Drams

    Jake, who wants to build a distillery in his back forty, is told "If you distill it, they will come."
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Idsville

    Sid and Marty Krofft's TV show about a boy who enters a magic world where everyone is motivated by the unregulated, instinctual portions of their psyche.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Bye Bye Bidie -- Fans of the former Vice President of the United States are devastated when he decides to emigrate to Mexico, fondly wishing him good-bye using a pet nickname.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    The Naked And The Dad

    A stressed out suburban father finds welcome refuge at a local peeler bar.
  • The Book of Orman

    Upbeat musical about the quirks of the famous financial advisor Suze.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Then Again, Maybe I Won

    Horny teenaged boy decides his time would be better spent checking the lottery announcements than watching the girl next door get undressed.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Closely Observed Trans

    A Czech teenager who lives near the railway station is puzzled by the way he never sees both the stationmaster and his wife at the same time. It's almost as though there was only one of them.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    The South Bach Diet Quick and Easy Cookbook -- Lose weight fast following recipes developed by the Baroque Master himself.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Alvin's Institutes

    The systematic theology of the most annoying Chipmunk.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    stetson wrote: »
    Alvin's Institutes

    The systematic theology of the most annoying Chipmunk.

    You've just killed me. That is brilliant!
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    edited February 26
    Lack Panther The king of Wakanda is missing.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    The Pink Panter -- Inspector Clouseau is caught making crank phone calls.
  • Sipech wrote: »
    stetson wrote: »
    Alvin's Institutes

    The systematic theology of the most annoying Chipmunk.

    You've just killed me. That is brilliant!

    Seconded!
  • Charlotte's We

    A precocious spider writes in her web her preferred pronouns
  • The Adventures of Huckleberry Inn

    A jolly stop-over and bar just down the road from Jamaica Inn, which had an unsavory reputation.
  • A Tale of Two Cites

    Breathless story of a couple of footnotes in the Wikipedia entry on the French Revolution.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Raisin Arizona -- a man goes to great lengths to satisfy his wife's craving for dessicated grapes.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    The Loud of Unknowning

    The mysticism of exposure to noises so extreme that they leave one senseless.
  • EutychusEutychus Admin
    edited February 27
    Which naturally leads to

    The Imitation of Chris

    The current UK minister for transport becomes the unlikely subject of devotion.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    The Illing of Sister George -- An alcoholic lesbian actress, star of a long running TV soap opera, is written off the show by having her contract a debilitating disease.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Talking of soap-operas:

    The Arches, an everyday tale of country bridges
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Dead Men Waking
    Jack Chick moves into film, with his production about the Last Judgement.

    Warning - features actors dressed as zombies.
  • The Silence of the Labs

    The zombie apocalypse has come, but neither the CDC nor the Pasteur Institute have said a thing.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    A Ma and A Woman -- A mother becomes romantically attracted to a childless woman.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    The Kin and I

    The Director's home movies from the 1950s, set to music.
  • Oldeneye A decrepit retired spy for Her Majesty's Secret Service annoys neighborhood children with his cranky, drawn-out stories of life "back in the day".
  • The God, the Bad, and the Ugly: The Devil's Tell-All coffee table book, with pictures taken by the most obnoxious paparazzi, ever!
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Peyton Lace -- Steamy goings-on in the sacristy of a certain Anglo-Catholic church.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    Ill Bill

    Beatrice visits old members of her gang, searching for a cure that will help save her former lover.
  • Kill ill

    Bill, meanwhile, embarks on a Todd Bentley-like violent healing ministry.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Paradise OST

    Tunes from the hit musical Eden
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    Hat

    Heist movie where Robert De Nero's head is never uncovered.

    Eat

    Al Pacino misses the heist by staying in a diner all day.
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    edited February 28
    Seen

    Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt see crimes being committed.

    [Eta. I removed a number rather than a letter]
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Bogie Nights

    Would-be lothario tries to impress an endless succession of dates by quoting Casablanca verbatim.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Id -- Two Wild West desperados become friends after they both seek treatment from Sigmund Freud.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Liver!

    An East End orphanage's diet is upgraded from gruel to offal.
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    edited February 28
    Finding Emo

    Angst ridden clown fish goes missing.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    War Hose

    Thimble, a tailor in early C15 London is conscripted when Henry V invades France. While he has gone behind a hedge to evacuate himself, the garment that covers his lower limbs is stolen by a fat and unsoldierly warrior. Because everything he makes uses a special stitch that he would recognise anywhere, if he found them again, he would be able to recognise them. Alas, though, he gets killed at the Battle of Agincourt. The fart warrior keeps the hose.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    The Comedy of Errrs -- Twins, separated at birth, are speechless upon meeting each other at last.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Forrest Gum

    A philosophical spokesperson for a chicle company travels across North America selling his wares.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Winnie the Poo -- Antics of a stuffed toy made out of excrement.
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    Happy Fee
    Penguins raise money to save Antarctica by becoming lawyers.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    The Bids

    Alfred Hitchcock's atmospheric thriller about a Northern California village overrun by obnoxious property speculators.
  • Bene GesseritBene Gesserit Shipmate
    edited March 1
    Dun

    Young Paul Atreides has just moved to the desert planet, and finds it has a particular but dull colour
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    The Ar -- Investigation begins into a series of mysterious deaths where the victims hear a pirate's voice.
  • EutychusEutychus Admin
    edited March 1
    So long, and tanks for all the fish

    Arthur Dent says his farewells to Ford Prefect, returns from travelling the galaxy, and sets up in aquaculture.
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