Thug who fired submachine gun towards cops caught dealing cocaine [...]
Or a truly multitasking thug - fires gun and deals drugs at the same time.
I think that's called "shooting-up."
And, from the National Weather Service a few minutes ago, a warning of bad storms approaching -
* At 256 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm was located over Scotland,
moving northeast at 40 mph.
Must be a hell-of-a-storm, with tornado tendencies. Scotland isn't terribly far away; the one in southern Pennsylvania, that is, where I'm located. The other Scotland is a much farther drive.
There are several places in New Brunswick that share their names with places in England, and when we were driving here for the first time, on seeing a sign saying "Sheffield", we said "that must have been quite a wrong turning ..."
She could have yelled "Sic 'em!" at the wooden dog until she was blue in the face, but it wouldn't have done her any good. Even if it were a live dog, it probably would have been wooden with fear at the sight of an 11' alligator. They do eat dogs, you know.
Of course, she could have bopped the alligator over the bean with that wooden dog of hers -- provided she got the leash off the holder in time.
It's presumably when someone nips out of the clubhouse behind you but just overtakes you on the way to the first tee. I man, that's simply Not Cricket! (You can see I don't play the game).
After all, if you're a dog being taken to the dog beautician, or even just to be clipped, you need to be able to see what your significant humans are inflicting upon you.
From the Malvern Gazette jobs search ads: Supply Chain Trainer, full time
Now, I know that you cannot push a chain, nor a rope, but evidently a break-through has been made in this area, and there is plenty of work available. I bet you can demand a high salary for training chains.
No, no - a Supply Chain is one which takes the place of a regular chain when it's sick, obviously they need to be trained for the role. Flexibility is key!
Football Arsenal academy coach banned for language to U-9s referee
Language, eh? - Too much of a change from all that footy gesticulating? Your typical player can either play, or use language, but clearly not both at the same time?
(Actually, the article appears to be about 'abusive' language ...!)
A bit cheesy is this headline, once more from the Grauniad, which raises the question: Was this a self-driving phone, or one of the more conventional ride-on ones?
Cyclist who knocked over woman on phone must pay up to £100,000
Not exactly a headline - but at the supermarket checkout today I was offered a voucher for "Half-price gourmet flavoured yoghurt". I declined, but perhaps I should have accepted: I've often wondered what gourmets taste like.
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No wonder it made no sense.
No carrot nor turnip should be allowed to attack an Afghan Barbershop Quartet.
-Cops dealing cocaine - really - or is it a case of missing punctuation
I think that's called "shooting-up."
And, from the National Weather Service a few minutes ago, a warning of bad storms approaching -
* At 256 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm was located over Scotland,
moving northeast at 40 mph.
Must be a hell-of-a-storm, with tornado tendencies. Scotland isn't terribly far away; the one in southern Pennsylvania, that is, where I'm located. The other Scotland is a much farther drive.
There are several places in New Brunswick that share their names with places in England, and when we were driving here for the first time, on seeing a sign saying "Sheffield", we said "that must have been quite a wrong turning ..."
Wooden dog leash holder
Why would a wooden dog need a leash, let alone a holder for it?
This sounds weird but it's actually true!! - BBC news website reports that an elderly lady in Florida found an 11ft alligator in her kitchen...
BTW - The video on the BBC site says: 'In 2018, 8000 alligators were removed from Florida homes'!!
Of course, she could have bopped the alligator over the bean with that wooden dog of hers -- provided she got the leash off the holder in time.
Fracas at Noss Mayo bell-ringing competition over parking.
It's no good if you can't park you bells... or maybe they didn't have their wooden dog leash holder handy
Stab back in anger?
Especially if you're a poodle.
More from The Guardian, the source that keeps giving:
Spot yourself at new Piglet, Junior Hog mud obstacle course (from the "Ipswich Star").
Supply Chain Trainer, full time
Now, I know that you cannot push a chain, nor a rope, but evidently a break-through has been made in this area, and there is plenty of work available. I bet you can demand a high salary for training chains.
Would that be a Gloucester Old Spot piglet, by any chance?
(Actually, the article appears to be about 'abusive' language ...!)
And I'd like to think this is a typo but you never know.
Sorry, you lost me on that one.
"Permission grated..." To be honest, usually permissions get shredded, but I 'spose grating would work.
or
That's a heck of a long birth, that is!
Or a somewhat abbreviated pregnancy.
Reminds me of a sign posted in a deli window some time ago: FRESHLY GROUNDED COFFEE
None of those pesky static discharges in my joe, thank you very much.