Stercus Tauri wrote: » But a priest came along, said, "My boy, that is wrong" And made him confess, on his knees.
Bishops Finger wrote: » Er...that doesn't quite fit in with the five lines of a Traditional™ Limerick... Ahem. [...]
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said, "My boy, that is wrong"
And made him confess, on his knees.
Ahem.
The was an Old Person of Bantry
To be straightway revived with Chianti.
There was an Old Person of Peel
One Monday night, for a lark
And whispered its love
There was an Old Man with a Nose
My toes smell of excellent rose.
[Hostly Pleaderick]
Can I ask please each Mate of the Ship
Before posting an amusing quip
To reload the page
Lest that their posts age
And cause a quite confusing trip?
Thank you.
[/Hostly Pleaderick]
He charged her ten bob
(*a local word for cobbler, or shoemender)
A painter whose pictures were rendered
There once was a wise old Orcadian
Brought on a 6 month ban, for all five.
.................
There was once a nest of six mice
A farmer's wife chased three
And they were gone in a trice.
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The MP for Uxbridge and Ruislip
A minister, no more in his prime
To make up for being so dull?