Have you tried the echo in the reading room in the Library at the British Museum?
Yes, but I'm afraid of revealing my innermost secrets.
Someone's been listening to their old Hoffnung records.
Feeding ducks is one of the most therapeutic activities known to man.
I do like reading PG Wodehouse
And I'm sure the waiters at my local restaurant think it's funny when I call them "Jeevesy".
And eve funnier when I throw food at them.
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I can spot the smallest things.
Even when someone tells me they’re six inches long.
I like to relax indoors of a Friday night.
Nothing like curling up with a good movie.
I can spot the smallest things.
Size doesn't matter after all.
They say that falling in love is wonderful.
Nothing like curling up with a good movie.
I'd rather curl up with a good movie star!
I'll honour Amanda's opening statement:
They say that falling in love is wonderful.
It really is the best feeling in the world.
It really is the best feeling in the world.
So I take it you've never bathed naked in sewage, then?
The hills are alive with the sound of music.
Nature's music is the best there is.
Nature's music is the best there is
But the band's playing at the Festival down in the valley have a better bass and rhythm section.
I've always maintained that honesty is the best policy.
Nature's music is the best there is.
Like the sweet melody of goats crushed in an avalanche.
Seeing my students learn and grow is the greatest reward of teaching.
But I accept that they must be fed up of having the same teacher year after year
But I accept that they must be fed up of having the same teacher year after year
That still doesn't excuse them holding me hostage at gunpoint and demanding a replacement!
I've always maintained that honesty is the best policy.
It makes for happy friends and a clear conscience.
It makes for happy friends and a clear conscience.
It's a bit rubbish if you're trying to rip off your insurance company though.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
I like taking on challenges.
I like taking on challenges.
I'd rather have the power to will things away.
My favorite color is red.
Silky roses and the luscious lips of my beloved.
Silky roses and the luscious lips of my beloved.
Too bad her blood stains won't stay that color.
Oh you should come over. We haven't seen you for ages.
It would be good to catch up.
Oh you should come over. We haven't seen you for ages.
It would be good to catch up.
Yes, you should be made to catch up with your crimes.
Thank God it's Friday.
Looking forward to a weekend of rest and relaxation.
Looking forward to a weekend of rest and relaxation.
Yes! I'm really looking forward to trying out my new gin trap on the neighbour's cat.
Have you tried the echo in the reading room in the Library at the British Museum?
Yes, but I'm afraid of revealing my innermost secrets.
Yes, but I'm afraid of revealing my innermost secrets.
Someone's been listening to their old Hoffnung records.
Feeding ducks is one of the most therapeutic activities known to man.
Fresh air and wildlife are a very healthy combination.
Fresh air and wildlife are a very healthy combination.
But people do object when I go hunting in the local park.
Fancy some cakes with your tea?
A slice of lemon meringue would be nice.
A slice of lemon meringue would be nice.
The soap bubbles tend to get up my nose.
I do like reading PG Wodehouse
And I'm sure the waiters at my local restaurant think it's funny when I call them "Jeevesy".
And I'm sure the waiters at my local restaurant think it's funny when I call them "Jeevesy".
And eve funnier when I throw food at them.
Doing laundry can be boring.
And folding it is worse
And folding it is worse
That's why I'm a naturist!
And that ravens are the harbingers of death.
And that ravens are the harbingers of death.
But what that pterodactyl on the roof signifies I have no idea.
A tasteful little gift for the toddler next door.
A tasteful little gift for the toddler next door.
Although he'd get better use out of a muzzle.
Spring is just around the corner.
The evenings are getting lighter.
The snow shall melt, and flowers shall bloom.
The evenings are getting lighter.
Although the fire service are getting tired of turning up to things round here.
Isn't it about time we had a cup of tea?
B: I'd rather have a coffee if you don't mind.
A: Sorry, but coffee is a little too harsh on the enema tubes.
All sorts of great features on my new cell phone.
I wish I could learn to use them.
But the cell-mate the warders have bunked me in with demands favours in return for teaching me of a sort that I am quite simply unwilling to give him.
If music be the food of love, play on.