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  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I've put out a new bar of soap.

    Peach-scented, for a glorious aromatic ambience.


    Sadly, the peach scent wasn't replicated in the taste.

    It's raining and blowing a hoolie out there.
  • It's raining and blowing a hoolie out there.

    I'm so glad I don't need to go out again for a while.
  • It's raining and blowing a hoolie out there.

    I'm so glad I don't need to go out again for a while.

    And I've got all this Amontillado to keep me warm.

    You have heard that it was said, "Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth."
  • GwaiGwai Epiphanies Host
    You have heard that it was said, "Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth."
    "Vote for me and I'll set you free."
  • But I don't want to drift out to sea!

    It looks like a good season for the team.
  • It looks like a good season for the team.

    Player morale is really up from last year.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    It looks like a good season for the team.

    Player morale is really up from last year.

    It's so much more wholesome if people beat each other up about things that don't matter. It distracts them from coming to blows about the things that do.



    Is it true that your brother once played cricket for Yorkshire?

  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Is it true that your brother once played cricket for Yorkshire?

    No, but he held the high-jump record at our old school until they went metric.
  • GwaiGwai Epiphanies Host
    edited February 2024
    Is it true that your brother once played cricket for Yorkshire?
    No, but he held the high-jump record at our old school until they went metric.
    I knew your brother was not cricket!

    Did you see her dress yesterday?
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    Did you see her dress yesterday?

    No. It would be creepy to watch a woman dressing.
  • A: Did you see her dress yesterday?

    B: No. It would be creepy to watch a woman dressing.

    A: So what do you do in the morning, cover your face with the pillow?

    I'm looking forward to voting for the first time next election.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I'm looking forward to voting for the first time next election.

    Make sure you use your vote wisely!
  • Piglet wrote: »
    I'm looking forward to voting for the first time next election.

    Make sure you use your vote wisely!
    And don't forget to take your photo ID

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