It's so much more wholesome if people beat each other up about things that don't matter. It distracts them from coming to blows about the things that do.
Is it true that your brother once played cricket for Yorkshire?
Is it true that your brother once played cricket for Yorkshire?
No, but he held the high-jump record at our old school until they went metric.
I knew your brother was not cricket!
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Peach-scented, for a glorious aromatic ambience.
Sadly, the peach scent wasn't replicated in the taste.
It's raining and blowing a hoolie out there.
I'm so glad I don't need to go out again for a while.
I'm so glad I don't need to go out again for a while.
And I've got all this Amontillado to keep me warm.
You have heard that it was said, "Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth."
"Vote for me and I'll set you free."
It looks like a good season for the team.
Player morale is really up from last year.
Player morale is really up from last year.
It's so much more wholesome if people beat each other up about things that don't matter. It distracts them from coming to blows about the things that do.
Is it true that your brother once played cricket for Yorkshire?
No, but he held the high-jump record at our old school until they went metric.
No, but he held the high-jump record at our old school until they went metric.
I knew your brother was not cricket!
Did you see her dress yesterday?
No. It would be creepy to watch a woman dressing.
B: No. It would be creepy to watch a woman dressing.
A: So what do you do in the morning, cover your face with the pillow?
I'm looking forward to voting for the first time next election.
Make sure you use your vote wisely!