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Bishops Finger · January 13

Hedgehog wrote: »

Here is a link to the hidden blob of water article, but @Roseofsharon has summed it up quite well.

Thank you, both!

Baptist Trainfan · January 15

Pub receives damning food hygiene rating after chef leaves in disgrace - this appears to be the usual kind of grammatical error, but is in fact correct!

Piglet · January 15

Let me get this straight - the chef left in disgrace before they got the duff hygiene rating?

Perhaps they should have kept him on ...

Baptist Trainfan · January 15

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/pub-receives-damning-food-hygiene-33238296

Bishops Finger · January 15

It seems as though the chef was dismissed because of his behaviour, and not for bad cooking/hygiene.

So yes, just for once, the headline and the story make sense...

Wesley J · January 16

Could have had something like this: Pub quizzed about hygiene

Baptist Trainfan · January 16

Pubs can't talk (although they often have quizzes).

Piglet · January 16

Wesley J wrote: »

Could have had something like this: Pub quizzed about hygiene

Ho ho ho.

Bishops Finger · January 16

Drinkers outrage as pub quizzing hygiene chaos worsens

Wesley J · January 17

Excellent!

Actually, apply alliteration? Drinkers despondent as pub quizzing hygiene chaos worsens

Bishops Finger · January 17

Wesley J wrote: »

Excellent!

Actually, apply alliteration? Drinkers despondent as pub quizzing hygiene chaos worsens

How about Drinkers despondent as pub quizzing hygiene devastation deepens ?

Alliteration's artful aid aptly applied...

March Hare · January 17

Drinkers despair as hostelry hygiene crisis deepens...

Baptist Trainfan · January 18

BBC website: Laura Kuenssberg grilling Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy on Greenland.

Do you think she's using a charcoal barbecue?

Ship of Fools

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