Have we had 'Shaving Private Ryan' or the soft porn 'Having Private Ryan'?
I s'pect we have, but my brain is not what it was. Oh well,
'Some lick it Hot, anyone'?
Have we had 'Shaving Private Ryan' or the soft porn 'Having Private Ryan'?
I s'pect we have, but my brain is not what it was. Oh well,
'Some lick it Hot, anyone'?
Or the more porny “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”? But that’s more than one letter…
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“Pilates of the Caribbean”— Jack Sparrow starts exercising!
Have we had 'Shaving Private Ryan' or the soft porn 'Having Private Ryan'?
I s'pect we have, but my brain is not what it was. Oh well,
'Some lick it Hot, anyone'?
Or the more porny “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”? But that’s more than one letter…
——-
“Pilates of the Caribbean”— Jack Sparrow starts exercising!
I would certainly go and see 'Pilates of the Caribbean' in preference to the original! Then of course there's 'The Pilates of Penzance'.
'Pirates of the carob bean', anyone? There's plenty of wind in their sails!
One Food In The Grave
Grumpy old people get to nominate their least favourite food which is banished for all time. A bit like Room 101, but purely culinary.
One Food In The Grave
Grumpy old people get to nominate their least favourite food which is banished for all time. A bit like Room 101, but purely culinary.
May I nominate aubergines?
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The Famous Dive
Four young people and their dog celebrate their coming of age by going to Wetherspoons.
For the modern generation and those who aspire to advance themselves in IT, where social credentials are determined by how much computer memory one has access to.
Catch Of The Day
Saturday night highlights package and analysis of all fishing events up and down the country.
That's a gem. Thank you. It has always struck me that football enthusiasts get more than their fair share of televised matches. For the number of people in the UK whose hobby is fishing, they should get their fair share of televised sport. What could be more exciting than endless hours of chaps sitting on folding stools by canals in the rain?
Not perhaps as exciting, but how about
Patch of the Day
competitive sewing, or to fit in with Springwatch which is on at the moment, and their webcams which are available during the daytime on iPlayer, we give you,
Hatch of the Day.
At least that would be more exciting than streamed doorcam footage,
Much of the time on the flight-deck is spent with the crew playing various games to pass the time such as "Flight-deck Buckeroo", "People Who Aren't Evil But Have Evil Sounding Names", "Brians of Britain", "Books That Sound More Interesting with the Final Letter Knocked Off", (e.g. Three Men in a Boa, Of Mice and Me)
Marshall, Will, and Holly wind up in another world, which, while populated by dinosaurs, Sleestak, Pakuni, and all kinds of peculiar things, turns out to be unexpectedly dull.
Much of the time on the flight-deck is spent with the crew playing various games to pass the time such as "Flight-deck Buckeroo", "People Who Aren't Evil But Have Evil Sounding Names", "Brians of Britain", "Books That Sound More Interesting with the Final Letter Knocked Off", (e.g. Three Men in a Boa, Of Mice and Me)
Comments
I'm gonna limp forever;
National Health is to blame.
Lame!
Funding is cut altogether;
Starmer will say it's a shame.
Short-lived breakfast cereal. Marshmallow green witches, red shoes, yellow bricks, etc. mixed with oat rings.
Fun with Fruit Juice!
I s'pect we have, but my brain is not what it was. Oh well,
'Some lick it Hot, anyone'?
Or the more porny “Shaving Ryan’s Privates”? But that’s more than one letter…
——-
“Pilates of the Caribbean”— Jack Sparrow starts exercising!
Meep Throat
I took some antibiotics for that. Cleared up within a week.
I would certainly go and see 'Pilates of the Caribbean' in preference to the original! Then of course there's 'The Pilates of Penzance'.
'Pirates of the carob bean', anyone? There's plenty of wind in their sails!
Clever!!
Those Tower Warders do exactly what they're told ...
I have a little list... of dairy products to pick up at the grocer's!
A film about a meningitis outbreak in Glasgow.
Lidsville, the musical!
.... er, actually, that is better, more apt, than the original!
Chicken Rut
Avian porn!
Leonardo Di Caprio stars in a film about a group of hedonists who find their paradise in an English woodland.
That could actually work, though it might require a time-period in which the English rural areas were viewed as more rustic and isolated.
An enjoyable family film about a talented canine...
Grumpy old people get to nominate their least favourite food which is banished for all time. A bit like Room 101, but purely culinary.
May I nominate aubergines?
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Sorry - back to the game ...
The Famous Dive
Four young people and their dog celebrate their coming of age by going to Wetherspoons.
Film about a recycling centre: Room at the Tip
For the modern generation and those who aspire to advance themselves in IT, where social credentials are determined by how much computer memory one has access to.
A cyborg Spaceknight from Galador sees crimes committed and must decide how to act!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rom_the_Space_Knight
3D printing on the Oregon Trail
A charming musical about the life of a milkman
OMG do you remember ROM? ❤️ Marvel has collected them all in omnibus editions of you don’t have the originals…
Saturday night highlights package and analysis of all fishing events up and down the country.
Sexed-up consumer reports from a Massachussetts town
A tailless cat saves Eternia from the menace of Skeletor!
More than one letter changed, but for years I’ve wanted to use
He-Monk and the Pastors of the Universe
so now I have.
Not perhaps as exciting, but how about
Patch of the Day
competitive sewing, or to fit in with Springwatch which is on at the moment, and their webcams which are available during the daytime on iPlayer, we give you,
Hatch of the Day.
At least that would be more exciting than streamed doorcam footage,
Latch of the Day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabin_Pressure_(radio_series)
Marshall, Will, and Holly wind up in another world, which, while populated by dinosaurs, Sleestak, Pakuni, and all kinds of peculiar things, turns out to be unexpectedly dull.
I had forgotten that. It's also been played on 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'.
'The mystery of Edwin's Drool'. A medical whodunnit.