Roses are red, violets are blue...

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  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Roses are flowers
    Sheep are bleaters,
    Who's had a visit
    From Trick or Treaters?
  • Roses stand still
    Trick or treaters walk
    They'd better not come
    It's just 3:00!
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    We're 15 minutes
    Past the curfew

    Rain for the roses.
    So dark, like pitch.
    Wind howling. Wet.
    At my door? Six.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Labour is Red
    Tories are Blue
    Who on earth shall I vote for?
    Goodness knows who!
  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Trump is an idiot
    And so are you!
  • Miffy wrote: »
    Labour is Red
    Tories are Blue
    Who on earth shall I vote for?
    Goodness knows who!

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    We need a 'like' button
    'cos this is so true
  • Roses are red
    With tiny spikes.
    Agree, I do.
    I like the "likes"".
  • LibDems are orange
    (a newshade of blue)
    Greens are orange tinted
    Who knows what to do?
  • The Midlands were red,
    Now they are blue,
    Whaton earth will be said
    By remainers about EU?

    Best I could do - sorry! :)
  • Roses are red
    So too the season.
    Hard to have joy.
    Many reasons.
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Blue is the violet
    Red is the holly
    Hope everyone's Christmas
    Is peaceful and jolly.
  • Roses are red
    So too holly
    All's quiet here
    Bring on jolly.
  • Roses are red
    Golden the Fall
    I'm here to say
    Merry Christmas to all
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Roses you'll give me
    Violets I'll borrow.
    I keep forgetting
    I'm working tomorrow.
  • Of roses and violets
    May you always have plenty!
    Those are my wishes
    For twenty twenty.
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Red is the rose
    White is the May
    Thanks for your
    Kind wishes, Ray.

    Blue is the violet
    Grey is the kirk.
    I didn't enjoy
    Being at work.
  • Red are the roses.
    White for clovers.
    Am full up to here
    With Christmas leftovers.
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Some roses are red
    Some tulips are black.
    There's always room
    For one more snack.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Red is the rose
    And brown is the beer.
    I wish one and all
    A happy New Year.
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Red is the rose
    Blue is the sea
    I'll soon be taking
    Redundancy.

    Don't weep for me
    Or say, "How crappy."
    The prospect makes me
    Very happy.
  • Roses are red
    Violets blue
    I sometimes wish I
    Could do that thing too.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Red is the rose,
    Sweet is your rhyme
    Soon you'll be having
    A lot of free time!
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Blue is the violet
    Green is the pea,
    The problem I'll have
    Will be keeping it free.
  • Roses are plentiful,
    Violets abundant,
    But I don’t think I’d like
    To be told I’m redundant.
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Roses are red
    And augment romances.
    I guess it depends
    On your circumstances.
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Red is the rose
    Brown is the beer,
    This thread's been going
    Exactly a year.

    Blue is the violet
    Yellow the hay,
    I bought myself
    Some flowers today. :smile:
  • Roses are red
    Roses are nice
    I'll buy you some tomorrow,
    When they're half the price!
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Red is the rose
    White is the pearl,
    You certainly know
    How to treat a girl.
  • Roses are red
    On another Valentine's day
    'Tis a year since we rhymed
    Poems here: hip-horay!
  • Red is the rose
    Violet's the gin
    If the food wasn't posh
    It'd be just another night in.

    (Aldi violet shimmer gin liqueur)
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host, 8th Day Host
    Roses are red
    Pricey the wine
    Feeling a bit fuddled
    This head of mine

    (A Chassagne-Montrachret, would have been a crime not to finish it)
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Blue is the violet
    Grassy the glen,
    I went out for breakfast
    With Mr Nen.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    I hope that my travels
    Are tickety-boo.
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Blue is the violet
    Leafy the sprig,
    Safe travels to
    Our globe-trotting Pig.
  • Roses are red
    And daffodils chrome
    May our dear Piglet
    Soon find a new home.
  • Roses are red
    Piglet's quite pink
    When you fly o'er
    Give us a wink.
  • Ray SunshineRay Sunshine Shipmate
    edited February 2020
    Violets are blue
    Roses are red
    Look! There goes Piglet
    Right overhead.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Roses are red,
    Ivy is variegated
    Your sentiments kindly
    Are much appreciated

    [sorry - the scansion in that was a bit rubbish :blush: ]
  • Roses are red
    Though dormant; still living.
    You'll find that we here
    Are quite forgiving.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Roses are red
    The lock in the loo
    Has got stuck and won’t close,
    What a to do!
  • Roses are red,
    The loo lock won't slide.
    Let's hope your outside it,
    And not stuck inside.
  • Sunrise is golden
    Evenings are grey
    Who cares about scansion
    Anyway?
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Miffy wrote: »
    Roses are red
    The lock in the loo
    Has got stuck and won’t close,
    What a to do!

    Roses are gorgeous,
    Display them proudly.
    The answer is
    To sing quite loudly.
  • Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I am feeling grumpy
    and so are you.
  • Royals divorcing
    Twitter says times two
    Right around Valentine's
    I don't really care, do you?
  • Daisies are little,
    Sunflowers are large.
    Harry and Meghan,
    Or Homer and Marge?
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host, 8th Day Host
    edited February 2020
    Violets are blue
    Roses are red
    We now have the Simpsons
    On two Circus threads

    (Am I missing something? :wink:)
  • NenyaNenya Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Royals divorcing
    Twitter says times two
    Right around Valentine's
    I don't really care, do you?
    Blue is the violet
    Green is the reed,
    There's nothing about it
    On my Twitter feed.
  • Violets are blue
    Roses are red
    We now have the Simpsons
    On two Circus threads

    (Am I missing something? :wink:)

    Well, when I wrote "Homer
    and Marge" on this thread,
    The other one, too,
    Popped into my head.

    @Piglet had written
    "Climbed into bed
    With" someone or other,
    So that's what I said.
  • The circus, I said,
    What roses are new?
    Thirty I've read!
    All great fun too!
    :)
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