Three Word Story

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[Tangent] Has anyone ever compiled this entire thing? It might be an amusing story, viewed as a whole.

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compiling words into

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cute little rabbits.

Net Spinster

hoppity, hoppity, bop

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your head on

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low hanging fruit

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that slips past

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fruit inspectors who

Spike

inspect fruit with

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damnable bureaucratic inefficiency

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because of...Coronavirus.

Spike

Meanwhile, at the

Piglet

eleventh hour, the

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sideral time measurement

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was acting wonky

Spike

which made the

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space-time explanation very

Raptor Eye

perplexing, a vortex

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of cinnamon rolls

Spike

with a very

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bad attitude towards

kbe

hid other posts

Helix

Disguised as a

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mongoose with a

Spike

large, yet strangely

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intense cobra affinity

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or a Mustang

Helix

Being driven along

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yellow brick roads

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towards an inevitable

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many day dearth

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of apples, bananas,

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surinam cherry pie,

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and rubbery ham.

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Angry cinnamon rolls

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fought bravely alongside

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gritty black puddings

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in my tummy

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which soon rebelled

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along normal channels

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the English Channel

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the diplomatic channel

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required Covid testing

kbe

by augering fowl

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an’ mangy swab

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Used ear swabs

kbe

to "wax off"

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with one hand

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per Mr. Miyagi

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alone, in bed