Three Word Story

The5thMary

with a dirty magazine

Spike

that needed cleaning

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because of filth

The5thMary

and other pleasures.

kbe

Meanwhile, the alumni

The5thMary

experiencing the pox

Bill_Noble

dances with wolves

The5thMary

who are really

Telford

balaam wrote: »

bratwurst and sauerkraut

Can't get it

kbe

packaged or canned

TheOrganist

Dried or salted

kbe

powdered or liquified

The5thMary

boiled or braised

Spike

but without any

Piglet

further ado, the

kbe

commencement concurrently commenced

Spike

in an orderly

Piglet

fashion, despite the

Lyda

predicted hail storm

Piglet

, which battered the

kbe

awfully amateurish alliterations

Lyda

used instead of

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the more sensible

Spike

fashion being somewhat

Piglet

eclectic, with yellow

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stripes around the

Spike

back of the

kbe

43 republican senators

Piglet

who had no

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option but to

The5thMary

marshmallows falling into

kbe

verbal non sequitur

The5thMary

Sorry! I goofed up!

Lyda

exclaimed one of

Spike

the senator’s marshmallows

Piglet

, as it pirouetted

The5thMary

across the parquet.

Lyda

It was mistaken

The5thMary

for Batman's old

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electric cattle prod

Golden Key

(sent to scrapyard)

Lyda

with old Alfred

Golden Key

(Batman's best weapon)

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as well as

Lyda

some latex duds

Golden Key

piroetting on Instagram!

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After sobering up

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Batman went to

Piglet

Sainsbury's, to fetch

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prunes and Batwoman