Today I Consign To Hell -the All Saints version

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  • DoublethinkDoublethink Admin, 8th Day Host
    edited August 9
    TICTH the inability of the media to recognise child sexual abuse when they see it, ”he lost his virginity aged 11” - oh, he magically had capacity to consent did he ?

    For balance here is a site engaging in responsible reporting.
  • NicoleMRNicoleMR Shipmate
    I just had to take a cold shower because there is, for some reason, no f-ing hot water. I wouldn't be quite so upset except I have a stuffy cold at the moment and would really have liked a nice hot steamy shower.
  • TICTH the ignorant *patriots* festooning Our Town with Union Jacks (all part of some sort of far-right demonstration).

    Half the flags are upside down - the morons don't even know which way up they should go, so deep is their knowledge and understanding of True British Culture™...
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    edited August 27
    The flags were probably made in China, anyway.

    It is more difficult (for different reasons) to unintentionally fly Welsh or Scottish flags upside-down.

    Is anyone flying a flag with a white horse on a red ground?
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    They probably wouldn't know what it was - I had to google it (but in my defence I'm not from Kent!).
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited August 27
    AFAIK, there are no White Horses being flown - just Union Jacks and the In-ger-laaand flag...
  • Returning from my swim this morning, I noticed that two flags had been affixed to a footbridge across the main road: the Welsh Red Dragon, and the flag of St David.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I made a bit of an arse of myself on Farcebark this morning; someone had posted about people painting St George's crosses in Wales, along with a picture of some white-haired ladies doing something at a bus shelter. I posited that they should be old enough to know better, and someone replied that he thought they looked as if they were cleaning it off ...

    Two lessons learned:

    1. Don't post about pictorial content when you haven't yet got your contact lenses in; and
    2. Keep your trap shut and have everyone think you're a fool, rather than open it and remove all doubt.

    brainless piglet :blush:
  • Piglet wrote: »
    I made a bit of an arse of myself on Farcebark this morning; someone had posted about people painting St George's crosses in Wales, along with a picture of some white-haired ladies doing something at a bus shelter. I posited that they should be old enough to know better, and someone replied that he thought they looked as if they were cleaning it off ...

    Two lessons learned:

    1. Don't post about pictorial content when you haven't yet got your contact lenses in; and
    2. Keep your trap shut and have everyone think you're a fool, rather than open it and remove all doubt.

    brainless piglet :blush:

    :lol:
  • EigonEigon Shipmate
    I did hear a fun story on Facebook about a chap who had been going round taking down St George flags and selling them on ebay. Apparently he's nearly made enough to pay for his holidays!
  • Eigon wrote: »
    I did hear a fun story on Facebook about a chap who had been going round taking down St George flags and selling them on ebay. Apparently he's nearly made enough to pay for his holidays!

    :lol:
  • It's maybe too much to consign them to hell, but I'm tempted--people who slide into my work messages via one of the MANY freaking apps we're supposed to be using, and put a whole scary thread of messages about someone dying with cancer on there, and never tell me who the heck the person is (last name, location, anything). So I'm left either to ignore the thread of messages (and look coldhearted) or to call every "Deb" i know and say, "Are you the one who is dying? Who are these people?" Grrrrrr.
  • I don't have that problem, being unemployed and unemployable...
    :wink:

    However, TICTH the proliferation of uninvited and unwanted *Messages From God* on YouTube - as if the Almighty (should he/she exist) has to resort to AI-generated nonsense to persuade us to listen to him/her.

  • Not so much hell but annoyed, I have a lemon tree in front of my home, they are just starting to get ripe. A stranger came to the door and asked if she could have some lemons. Of course, I said, they are just starting to ripen, but you are welcome to pick a few. She pretty much stripped my tree of every ripe lemon. So now it will be weeks before I can pick one.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    What a nerve! :angry:
  • A call to the hot place, vaguely related to the one by Graven Image above, for whatever critter is eating the apples on the little apple tree in our front garden.

    This is only about its third year, and it had a promising crop of apples ripening on it. I have been picking and discarding the smallest and lowest fruit, as it was a bit overloaded, but this morning Mr RoS mentioned that something had been eating them.

    Sure enough, there were bitten remnants of apple on the ground, and on closer inspection bites out of some on on the tree.Others have teeth marks in them, and others deep gouges from, I presume, claws.

    I have picked all that are unmarked and of a reasonable size and brought them indoors. It is early for picking them as this variety is normally October ripening, but I think they might be a bit ahead of that after all the sunny weather. I have put them in the vegetable rack with some bananas in the hope that they will ripen enough for Mr RoS and I to get a taste of them.

    Not many dogs roam loose in our road, I doubt the local cats would fancy apples, and the seagulls don't have teeth, so I am presuming it is the little foxes that are spoiling the tree: for our tiny tree has tender apples.

  • :lol:

    I saw what you did there - Song of Solomon 2v15...
  • Do you have raccoons, groundhogs, or possums? Those would be the usual culprits here, and in fact ARE (for us, it's a peach tree).
  • I would suggest squirrels, who eat our cherries leaving neat piles of cherry stones.
  • Do you have raccoons, groundhogs, or possums?
    None of those in south-east England, although there is possibly other nocturnal wildlife that I haven't come across.

  • Squirrels are probably the most likely suspects, ingenious little beasts that they are.
  • RoseofsharonRoseofsharon Shipmate
    I have considered squirrels, but in the nearly ten years we have been here I have only seen one, on two separate occasions, on the back fence under the neighbour's horse chestnut tree. There is a lot of traffic at the front, and no trees of any size to aid their passage.
    They are not keen on travelling any distance at ground level, so I have more or less discounted them.
    We had plenty of squirrels at our last home, so I am used to them in gangs, not singly.

    Could be rats, of course, the bins for the block of 14 flats next door are in the nearby car park and there has been a warning of possible rat infestations this winter, following the long hot summer.
  • The RogueThe Rogue Shipmate
    I will invite to sulphurous climes the squirrels in the neighbours' trees around our house for the havoc they play on almost anything we want to grow. Them and the slugs.
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