I assume the apostrophes indicate that Rose and Violet are women who own something that is red or blue respectively, but that the one Piglet owns is pink.
I assume the apostrophes indicate that Rose and Violet are women who own something that is red or blue respectively, but that the one Piglet owns is pink.
Got it in one!
I had a feeling that the Apostropher Royal would have something to say about that one ...
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Fine wines are dry.
I say, "Sod 'em,
Gomorrah we die."
Violets chic
Who else is glad
It's the end of the week?
Some bloom in May
I just read this thread
For the first time today
Roses are red
Happy to see
A new face on this thread.
Blooming before us
Welcome to the thread
SusanDoris
SusanDoris a dame.
I struggled to find
A rhyme for her name.
This thread makes me smile,
In difficult days
That's really worthwhile.
And yellow and pink.
Let's give all our posters
A smile and a wink.
Peat in a bog
I'm more in the mood
For a cuddle and snog.
As yellow as butter.
You set Miss Amanda's
Petticoats aflutter!
As black as a tomb
Could all of you snoggers
Please go get a room?
Poppies too
You are just jealous
no snogging for you.
These poems? Oh, groan.
But some do tickle
My funny bone.
Roses love sunshine
Hostas love shady.
It would be the first time
I made out with a lady.
And love soil that is shady.
Rest assured, dude:
Miss Amanda's no lady!
Cambridge light blue
An old rowing gold
Was part of the crew
A friend told me this
I failed to turn on
To watch the boat races
On the televis ee on
Red is the rose
Fragrant the thyme,
"Woman"'s a word
That is hard to rhyme.
Bad oarsmen go swimmin'
Easier than "woman"
Is rhyming with "women".
Weeding's a drag.
More than one woman
Makes me sound like a slag.
Violets are bloomin'.
No need at all
To stick to a woman.
Some of the time
"Bloomin'" and "woman"
Don't really rhyme
Puppies have bounce
Perhaps it depends
On how you pronounce.
Prickles on roses
Feathers on birds
The same could be said
Of any two words.
Roses are red
And keep well on ice.
Near rhyme's a valid
Poetic device.
And violate norms
Near-rhyme's not suited
To all poem forms
A number one gift
Are you sure you are not too
Conservative?
If I had your face, I'd join the Foreign Legion!
Mousethief, are you going to have a pithy party?! Although, it would be a pithy if I didn't get to meet you and your wife sometime!
Of love they're a token.
Near rhyme is out --
The high priest has spoken!
go get a sponge
UK police arrested
Julian Assange
Violets aren't fresh
and he grew a beard
Americans want to
jail him for many years
Near rhyme rules!
Nice to see it used
On Ship of Fools.
A post is a stanchion
Near rhyme is grating
As is bad scansion.
They bud. They bloom.
Control what is said?
No, let's not presume.
violets are too
we rhyme when we want to
don't like it? you can eat poo!
violets are blue
Forgive me the fuck
If I say what I do and don't like
you like what you do
And other people people
are not quite like you.
Carnations are pink
People are not like me?
Duh. Really? Ya think?
Violets are blue
If I were a poet
I'd have managed to make this scan too.
You do the math-o-lic.
I gave it up for Lent,
And now I'm not a Catholic.
Merlot from merle
Some of these poems
Make my toes curl.
Violets that smell
Some of these poems
Are appropriate for Hell
When faded, they're worthless.
The devil quotes poetry
For his purpose.
Don't cause a schism
Apparently the poetry here
Is above criticism
Violets aren't sexy,
neither's the devil
But he is quite horny
Violet's are blue.
Mine are pink.
Your what are pink?
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Not open to critics?
I'm sure that's not true.
Got it in one!
I had a feeling that the Apostropher Royal would have something to say about that one ...
And so's bougainvillea.
If you were my gal
I'd want to conceal ya.