Today I Consign To Hell -the All Saints version

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  • Finding these comments on sheets quite odd. I've never owned a set of sheets that didn't fit the bed they went on. The fitted sheets just, well, fit. And the top sheets hang over the side to be tucked in at the bottom and side edges. I have used a larger quilt as a bedspread. But otherwise, the sheets just fit fine. Maybe I should go into business selling them to you?
  • Piglet wrote: »
    Crikey! Who was it that said, "reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated "?

    Mark Twain.
  • Piglet wrote: »
    Crikey! Who was it that said, "reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated "?

    Mark Twain.

    Himself, indeed.

    Seriously, though, I wonder if the report of TheOrganist's demise was actually about someone else with exactly the same name... - and, therefore, no malice intended, IYSWIM.
    :flushed:

  • I suspect the mattresses we've been sold are thicker than the sheets that SHOULD fit them are designed for.

    Either that, or sheet designers hate people.
  • Penny SPenny S Shipmate
    I have a 3ft 6in bed and have to buy double sheets - except that to tuck them in on a standard 6ft 3in length, I need king size. I have a lot to tuck in at the sides! (My new mattress is deeper - research is needed.)
  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    I recently bought new cotton fitted sheets and they were sold for 3 different thicknesses of mattress - they fit perfectly on my deep mattress and weren’t expensive. Oh, that’s in the UK.
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    I actually do have a set of sheets that are perfect. They were the ones I bought most recently at a sale - where I paid more than I usually do for non-sale sheets. They are flannelette and simply divine. :heart:

    Part of the problem last night was being tired and cranky and my furry 'helper' wasn't. Well she was, but not being of assistance IYSWIM.
  • Am I allowed to like fitted sheets?
  • I hope so Jonah as I like them as well. Never had a problem with fit. I even liked the old fitted top sheet that seems to no longer be around.
  • I suspect the mattresses we've been sold are thicker than the sheets that SHOULD fit them are designed for.

    Either that, or sheet designers hate people.

    It is the designers of mattress pads that truly hate us. All of mine get torn when I struggle to get them to fit.
  • Problem with fitted sheets, IME, is when they shrink in the dryer. Makes them much harder to put on. Hence using a flat sheet, instead, or a larger size. Corners can be adjusted by tying in knots, or gathering with rubber bands--or even pigtail/ponytail hair bands.
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    Mum didn't like them because she said they wear unevenly as the bottom sheet always gets more wear than the top. I don't know about anywhere else, but I've never seen fitted bottom sheets being sold separately, whereas it's possible to buy a single flat sheet.
  • I think I've seen individual fitteds online.
  • CameronCameron Shipmate
    Golden Key wrote: »
    I think I've seen individual fitteds online.

    For example, here:

    bed linen

    And here:

    more bed linen

    Next imponderable bed linen question: why is the short time it takes to cover a duvet/doona such an irritating struggle?
  • Cameron wrote: »

    Next imponderable bed linen question: why is the short time it takes to cover a duvet/doona such an irritating struggle?

    Crazy flailing, in the face of hostility from the duvet. Not a recipe for peace of mind.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Fitted sheets every time; use a flat sheet and by morning I'll be on a bare mattress next to a screwed up sheet.

    Someone will say I just need to learn to fold them properly but it's way down on the priority list when I can just use fitted ones.

    Fitted sheet on mattress, duvet laid on top. Job done. Top sheets make it too hot.
  • Cameron wrote: »
    Golden Key wrote: »
    I think I've seen individual fitteds online.

    For example, here:

    bed linen

    And here:

    more bed linen

    Next imponderable bed linen question: why is the short time it takes to cover a duvet/doona such an irritating struggle?

    Good ol' Wilko (they sort of replaced good ol' Woolworth's) sell solo fitted sheets - I know, cos that's where I get mine.

    But what is this 'short time' of which you speak? Irritating struggle, yes, indeed, but it takes bl**dy hours, or so it seems, to get the duvet cover on.

    What's a doona, BTW? (I might wish I hadn't asked, but enquiring minds need to know).

  • (I'm another one who puts sheet sets into one of the pillowcases)
  • Duvets down here are known as doonas, apparently once a brand name. Much as vacuuming elsewhere is often called hoovering and vacuum flasks for keeping food hot are called thermos flasks. Down here we vacuum and sleep under doonas.
  • Ah! More countries divided by a common language - here in Ukland, we sleep under our duvets, suck up dust with our hoovers, and write with our biros...

    Thanks, @Lothlorien, for the clarification.
    :wink:
  • [Good ol' Wilko (they sort of replaced good ol' Woolworth's) sell solo fitted sheets - I know, cos that's where I get mine.
    So do Dunelm, I think. I like both shops.

  • Penny SPenny S Shipmate
    And Sainsburys, at very cheap prices
  • Hmmm...I think the last time I came across "biros" was in an H2G2 book.
    :)
  • ZacchaeusZacchaeus Shipmate
    edited August 2019
    Huia wrote: »
    Mum didn't like them because she said they wear unevenly as the bottom sheet always gets more wear than the top. I don't know about anywhere else, but I've never seen fitted bottom sheets being sold separately, whereas it's possible to buy a single flat sheet.

    They do sell them in the UK, I was looking at them just this week, in ASDA the supermarket chain.
  • RossweisseRossweisse Hell Host, 8th Day Host
    KarlLB wrote: »
    ...Fitted sheet on mattress, duvet laid on top. Job done. Top sheets make it too hot.
    No, duvets make it too hot. I much prefer a top sheet in hot weather and blankets in cool. And that way you don't have to struggle with getting the innards into the thing properly.

  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    edited August 2019
    When I was a child (pre-central heating!) we had a sheet and a quilt with, in between, a lovely fluffy cellular blanket and another blanket if it was really cold.
  • Rossweisse wrote: »
    No, duvets make it too hot. I much prefer a top sheet in hot weather and blankets in cool. And that way you don't have to struggle with getting the innards into the thing properly.
    I totally agree! When I've visited the U.K. in the summer a duvet is too warm, but no top covering is not enough. A sheet would be just right, but often not available. And I can't imagine trying to change a duvet on a regular basis.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Am I allowed to like fitted sheets?
    Yes you are - imho they're a vast improvement on flat ones.

    I suspect that the fault lies with mattress manufacturers, who seem to have decided over the last few years that their products have to be at least a foot thick. This may be fine and good if you have long legs, but for the vertically-challenged such as myself, there's no advantage to a bed that you practically need a step-ladder to get into. :mrgreen:

    As for duvets, doonas or downies*, if you can match the corners of the downie to the corners of the cover, you're away. It's easier if there are two of you, then you can take a corner each and shake until it all falls into place.

    * delete as appropriate
  • Pigwidgeon wrote: »
    When I've visited the U.K. in the summer a duvet is too warm, but no top covering is not enough. A sheet would be just right, but often not available. And I can't imagine trying to change a duvet on a regular basis.
    We always use a top sheet. Not only does it mean that you don't have to change the duvet cover so often (hooray!), it's also cosier and prevents duvet creep during the night.

  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Fitted bottom sheet.
    Plain sheet (firmly tucked in at the bottom).
    Blanket one.
    Blanket two.
    Blanket three.
    Coverlet (linen and fleece combo).

    Permutations of the above will cover any seasonal variations.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Three blankets ... :flushed:

    While I prefer downies (for winter anyway), sets of covers for them seem very expensive here, and the advantage of a sheet and blanket/coverlet is that you can throw off all but the sheet in summer (which I do).
  • The linen bed linen (if you see what I mean) that I inherited from my grandmother is lovely but is really too small. The double flat sheets fit a single bed OK as a top sheet; to fit my bed I've sewn together two singles.

    I'd also report I'm another person who likes to use king-size flat sheets and duvets on a double bed to guarantee that nobody wakes in the middle of the night naked and shivering.
  • caroline444caroline444 Shipmate
    edited August 2019
    @Firenze - how lovely to know that people are still using blankets!

    @Piglet I go for the itsy-bitsy togs in summer (John Lewis sell them). What happened if a burglar broke in and I was just under a sheet? :flushed: You've got to have something that says 'substance', even if it's just a spider web of duvet.
  • I'd also report I'm another person who likes to use king-size flat sheets and duvets on a double bed to guarantee that nobody wakes in the middle of the night naked and shivering.
    Of course they could wear pyjamas/a night-dress. They might still be shivering, of course, but potentially not as much!

  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    ... I go for the itsy-bitsy togs in summer ...
    I'd have "itsy-bitsy" togs all year round (and just a sheet in summer) - I'm a very warm-blooded piglet!

  • @Piglet - Oooooh! So am I! I'm a fan of a fan, which sits beside my bed....but that's another story.
  • Barnabas_AusBarnabas_Aus Shipmate
    edited August 2019
    We purchased a silk-filled duvet when in Beijing four years ago. Lightweight and warm, but it only stretches to the edges of our queen-sized mattress, so in the coldest weather, we have a lightweight microfibre fleece blanket which overlays it and drapes down the mattress sides. Thus usually it is fitted bottom sheet, flat top sheet, duvet, blanket, with layers removed as the temperature rises, down to just top sheet in midsummer.
  • I'd also report I'm another person who likes to use king-size flat sheets and duvets on a double bed to guarantee that nobody wakes in the middle of the night naked and shivering.
    Of course they could wear pyjamas/a night-dress. They might still be shivering, of course, but potentially not as much!

    Having endured being encased in a full-body plaster cast for over 3 months I can't abide wearing anything in bed. Of course, I have a very swish pair for when I visit friends, and a more run-of-the-mill in case I'm rushed into hospital but otherwise, no.

  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Rossweisse wrote: »
    KarlLB wrote: »
    ...Fitted sheet on mattress, duvet laid on top. Job done. Top sheets make it too hot.
    No, duvets make it too hot. I much prefer a top sheet in hot weather and blankets in cool. And that way you don't have to struggle with getting the innards into the thing properly.

    Summer thickness duvet in Winter, nothing in Summer.
  • I'd also report I'm another person who likes to use king-size flat sheets and duvets on a double bed to guarantee that nobody wakes in the middle of the night naked and shivering.
    Of course they could wear pyjamas/a night-dress. They might still be shivering, of course, but potentially not as much!

    Having endured being encased in a full-body plaster cast for over 3 months I can't abide wearing anything in bed. Of course, I have a very swish pair for when I visit friends, and a more run-of-the-mill in case I'm rushed into hospital but otherwise, no.

    My Old Mum always insisted on my wearing a Clean Vest, And Pants, At All Times, just in case I got Run Over By A Bus.

    As if that would be the chief of my worries....
    :grimace:


  • My Old Mum always insisted on my wearing a Clean Vest, And Pants, At All Times, just in case I got Run Over By A Bus.

    As if that would be the chief of my worries....
    :grimace:

    Are you apt to be run over by a bus while you're in bed?
    :wink:
  • Well, no, but that was what My Old Mum used to tell me, so it must be Right™.
  • Very dangerous they are, buses in bedrooms.
  • North East QuineNorth East Quine Shipmate
    edited August 2019
    At the start of July, the North East Man was feeling stiff after a long-haul flight. He went for a swim to loosen off and when he went to put his trousers on afterwards, his back spasmed. As he was breathing, conscious and had trained first aiders to hand, he was low priority for a medical call-out. He spent 4 hours lying on the floor of the changing room wearing only his underpants. Underpants which had been deemed not good enough to take on holiday; all the underpants which had travelled back long haul with him were still in the wash.

    It turns out that Old Mums are right when they tell you to wear good underwear at all times.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Crikey - poor North East Man!
  • RossweisseRossweisse Hell Host, 8th Day Host
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Summer thickness duvet in Winter, nothing in Summer.
    Topsheet in summer, layers as needed in winter. More practical and much, much more comfortable.

    And, of course, no wrestling with the damned duvet stuffing to make it work, which I could never get right anyway.

  • Very dangerous they are, buses in bedrooms.

    Especially when said bedrooms are on boats.
  • Cabins, if you please... :wink:

    But My Old Mum gave me that advice many, many, aeons ago, when I lived a semi-detached life in a villa.
  • All that bed talk reminds me of a cartoon in a recent 'Private Eye': princess lying on top of seven mattresses well after pea day, complaining 'I can still feel it', and the very manly prince fuming: 'Bloody memory foam!'
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