Wesley J wrote: » There was an old dog who did once
Yam_castle wrote: » Play baroque tunes on his bonce (*head)
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There was an Old Person of Naples
But he kept it as one of his staples.
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A handsome young doctor from Maine
Now he treats just the ugly and lame.
A handsome young salesman from Ottawa
Ottawa
While walking one day round the loch
Spock once on the Enterprise bridge
So dinner won’t be ridgey didge
On the surfer did munch
"He tastes rather like steak and kidney!"
Occasionally pike
That's probably why he's now dead.
When they said, “Is it true,”