In fairness, she did have two legs if needed. But I had never heard of her before the show, but loved here there. So sad that she needed more surgery on her leg.
The Oxford Mail is frustrating as often the headline on the front outage bears no resemblance to the one in the article, so you'll have to take my word for this one.
Man arrested after huge police presence seen with 'blue lights'
Leaving aside the quotation marks, were they invisible in ordinary coloured light?
"Disappointment after bed bugs cancel Christmas fete". You have to feel sorry for all those people who were hoping to have a great time at the bed bugs Christmas fete.
I read it as the dog found the line on the sugar bag that states what the weight of the package is. To be honest, I have seen dogs do far more impressive tricks than that.
It's quite something, isn't it? The lack of a report of flytipping and the pole danceresque twirl at the end says to me that someone was playing up to the camera!
Didn't he realise that, if he fly-tipped onto the CCTV camera, it might just catch him in the act?
O wait...dinosaurs aren't very bright, even when purple...
And why do they think it's relevant to mention his size?
Size matters. I used to get e-mails telling me that all the time.
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I'll get my cape.
Man arrested after huge police presence seen with 'blue lights'
Leaving aside the quotation marks, were they invisible in ordinary coloured light?
"Disappointment after bed bugs cancel Christmas fete". You have to feel sorry for all those people who were hoping to have a great time at the bed bugs Christmas fete.
"Disabled puppy found the weight of sugar bag in waste bin"
How do you parse that?
Clearly, the Oxford Wail is staffed by AIs, or by people whose first language is not English - possibly Klingon?
I don't think it's anything as intelligible as Klingon, frankly.
O wait...dinosaurs aren't very bright, even when purple...
And why do they think it's relevant to mention his size?
Size matters. I used to get e-mails telling me that all the time.
It's quite something, isn't it? The lack of a report of flytipping and the pole danceresque twirl at the end says to me that someone was playing up to the camera!
🤣🤣
[Hostly Minor Magick Hat on]
Aubergine/eggplant emoji removed, as in this case does not contribute much to the post or the thread, and as meaning of quotes and post are clear anyway. - Let's please stick to more conventional emojis if need be; otherwise, and mostly, please try to use words from the rich vocabulary of the English language and alphabet and Latin script, of which there are plenty, and which can very creatively - and smuttily, if you must - be used (including punctuation) if desire... should arise. Thank you.
Wesley J, Circus Host
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