Three Word Story

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Later, after the

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hookers had left,

Foaming Draught

an inter-galactic

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peace broke out

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briefly until invasion

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by the flying

Spike

bishop with his

Golden Key

dancing Dalek deacons

Boogie

The whale protested

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his innocence while

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the dancing deacons

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processed through the

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underwater cathedral (Debussy)

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exterminating all in

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their terrifying path.

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Historians later disputed

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the exact course

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of time travel

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, the whales' responsibility

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for breaking the

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Lutherans' covered dishes

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at the Daleks'

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request. However, the

Twilight

Episcopalians were quick

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to mumble about

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inferior wine served

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, which, strictly speaking,

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was better than

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what the Methodists

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put in their

Twilight

grape juice chalice

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and wee cuppies

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, that is true.

Spike

Meanwhile, at the

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ecumenical whale conference,

Foaming Draught

Moby Dick sang

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alone at 52Hz

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to much applause

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while Captain Ahab

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played the fiddle

Twilight

and Ishmael rapped

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rapturously on the

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back of a

balaam

passing leatherback turtle

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. "I'm protected!" exclaimed

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said beast, but

Sipech

the "tune" continued

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quite recklessly and

Foaming Draught

frequently flipping frequencies.

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The din faded