Three Word Story

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as the sun

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came up behind

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the life raft

Curiosity killed

the whale flicked

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its fluke fabulously

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. But just then

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I realized my

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dolphin friend, Flipper,

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had arranged an

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urgent hospital appointment

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for his fellow

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tonsilitis sufferer, who

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was misdiagnosed with

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great aplomb by

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three independent turtles

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, Mary River turtles,

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precious as ever.

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They were punks

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who liked to

Sipech

make Swiss meringues

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out of old

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vegan substitute which

Curiosity killed

tasted like engine

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antifreeze (quite delicious!).

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Out of nowhere

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came nothing (Parmenides).

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Other philosophers preferred

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something sweet but

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omitted oral hygiene

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, with blackened teeth

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, quoting Sanskrit verses

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translated into hieroglyphs,

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none of which

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made any sense.

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Sense and sensibility

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, however, ostensibly did.

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When Jane Austen

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wrote about cetaceans

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she was invariably

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confusing them with

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crustaceans, which walk

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as expected unless

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from Sussex , which

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causes some confusion

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to the gerbils

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whose crustacean knowledge

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who in turn

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*assume cross post; will follow on from Wesley J*

was famed throughout

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((Obvious cross post above, following Wesley J) whose crustacian knowledge)

of Objectivist philosophy

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was famed throughout