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realms where such

Foaming Draught

crabbiness is endemic.

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Meanwhile, where the

Sipech

wild roses grow,

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word-salad restaurants where

Golden Key

scrambled menus reigned

Boogie

the whole world.

Wesley J

Menus with seafood

Baptist Trainfan

awkwardly draped across

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photos of whales

Wesley J

were stark reminders

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of whales. Racing

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pigeons, flying high,

Sipech

yearned for the

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fun times when

Foaming Draught

raptors hadn't evolved

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into penguins, primates

Wesley J

(would-be bishops)

Raptor Eye

, monkeying around, were

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correcting weird grammar

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while singing and

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playing the piano.

Sipech

Yet they never

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, no-no never

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(well, hardly ever)

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ain't never gonna

Foaming Draught

achieve nirvana, because

Twilight

they desire almost

Raptor Eye

impossible levels of

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culinary satisfaction despite

Curiosity killed

the paucity of

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herbs and spices,

Wesley J

which themselves are

Golden Key

freeze-dried NASA leftovers

Twilight

made from MREs

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and sunshine yellow

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crayons. But meanwhile,

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wine spilled on

Wesley J

a number of

Sipech

communicants, thus starting

balaam

the Punic wars

Twilight

because punicment was

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fashionable in some

Raptor Eye

parts of the

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Puntry. Today's epistle

balaam

from Theologians 3:16

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was unintelligible because

rhubarb

is often spilt

Piglet

over one's surplice,

Sipech

which is surplus