Three Word Story

Wesley J

men, an unusual

Piglet

combination of attributes

Wesley J

indeed, and bestowed

Piglet

upon very few

Raptor Eye

. When the new

Kwesi

challenge of alliteration

Piglet

became blatantly unblurred,

Raptor Eye

the terrible triplets

Wesley J

traipsed tediously trying

Piglet

to tap-dance twice

Raptor Eye

twirling tightly together

Spike

until the alliteration

Piglet

became rather tedious,

Wesley J

so it stopped.

Miffy

but recommenced three

Piglet

days later, causing

Net Spinster

chaos, cacophony, and

Piglet

Oxford commas, which

Wesley J

people from Cambridge

Raptor Eye

couldn’t cope with.

Miffy

The ‘Other Place’

Spike

so instead they

Piglet

decided to leave

Net Spinster

for Grantchester upstream

Miffy

for as yet

The5thMary

to be determined

Wesley J

had to be

Spike

a bit more

The5thMary

on the creamy side!

Spike

Meanwhile at the

The5thMary

local watering hole

Merry Vole

a young warthog

The5thMary

was thinking about

Spike

going up a

Merry Vole

notch or two

The5thMary

for fun and

Merry Vole

frolicking in the

The5thMary

cool rollicking surf

The5thMary

Have I killed off this thread entirely? Please, won't someone put in three new words?

Bueller? Bueller?

Spike

The5thMary wrote: »

cool rollicking surf

which rollicked with

Merry Vole

a jazz band

The5thMary

fronted by Jack

Miffy

joined in Eurovision

Wesley J

and predictably won

Miffy

the contest with

Merry Vole

a cover of

Spike

diamond encrusted velvet

Miffy

melting in snow

The5thMary

flooding the valleys.

Spike

Meanwhile at the