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  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There was an Old Man of The Hague
    Who suffered from cold sores and plague
    So his quarantine nurse



  • There was an Old Man of The Hague
    Who suffered from cold sores and plague
    So his quarantine nurse
    Arranged for a hearse
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    There was an Old Man of The Hague
    Who suffered from cold sores and plague
    So his quarantine nurse
    Arranged for a hearse
    Which soon soared, but his plague was quite vague.
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited June 2022
    There was an Old Man from the Pole
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There was an Old Man from the Pole
    Who wanted to get off the dole
    So he asked Santa's clerk
    For some permanent work

  • There was an Old Man from the Pole
    Who wanted to get off the dole
    So he asked Santa's clerk
    For some permanent work
    But was told to push off and eat Coal.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited June 2022
    Deleted. My entry used the word "south", which has a very limited number of rhymes, which have likely already been used on this thread.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    At the pole with the birds who don't fly
    Explorers are known to cry:
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    At the pole with the birds who don't fly
    Explorers are known to cry:
    "Why can't there be owls
    Or colourful fowls...

  • jrwjrw Shipmate
    edited June 2022
    At the pole with the birds who don't fly
    Explorers are known to cry:
    "They told me chocolate biscuits
    Fill this place, but not shaped disc. It's
    Clear we came here on a lie".

  • At the pole with the birds who don't fly
    Explorers are known to cry:
    "Why can't there be owls
    Or colourful fowls
    Like peacocks or budgies, why oh why?
  • There once was a knitter called Pam
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    There once was a knitter called Pam
    Whose wool got all covered in jam
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a knitter called Pam
    Whose wool got all covered in jam
    Which sweetened her needles

  • There once was a knitter called Pam
    Whose wool got all covered in jam
    Which sweetened her needles
    But vexed all the Beadles
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a knitter called Pam
    Whose wool got all covered in jam
    Which sweetened her needles
    But vexed all the Beadles
    Who liked their gowns knitted with spam

  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a wicked old druid
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a wicked old druid
    Who cooked up a magical fluid

  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    There once was a wicked old druid
    Who cooked up a magical fluid
    But the hubble and bubble
    Was far too much trouble

  • kingsfoldkingsfold Shipmate
    There once was a wicked old druid
    Who cooked up a magical fluid
    But the hubble and bubble
    Was far too much trouble
    So he gave up and ran off to Clywd.


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    No confidence in Boris. all cry

  • No confidence in Boris, all cry
    Begone, wretched Toddler, goodbye
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host
    No confidence in Boris, all cry
    Begone, wretched Toddler, goodbye
    First of all, brush your hair
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited June 2022
    No confidence in Boris, all cry
    Begone, wretched Toddler, goodbye
    First of all, brush your hair
    - that is, if you dare -
    A window is waiting on high.
  • Raptor EyeRaptor Eye Shipmate
    edited June 2022
    A haughty young thing from Westminster
  • A haughty young thing from Westminster
    Was formerly known as a spinster
    She married a bloke
    We'd all like to choke
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited June 2022
    A haughty young thing from Westminster
    Was formerly known as a spinster
    She married a bloke
    We'd all like to choke
    For motives that seem rather sinister.


  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a man who sold fudge
    Who got taken in front of a judge
  • There once was a man who sold fudge
    Who got taken in front of a judge
    When asked why he dunnit
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited June 2022
    There once was a man who sold fudge
    Who got taken in front of a judge
    When asked why he dunnit
    He said *By the punnet
    It's much better value than sludge*

    (Sorry about that - what a load of cack I do write...)
    There was a Young Lady of Hants
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    There was a Young Lady of Hants
    Who had many very strange pants

  • There was a Young Lady of Hants
    Who had many very strange pants
    And odd coughs and some splutters
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited June 2022
    There was a Young Lady of Hants
    Who had many very strange pants
    And odd coughs and some splutters
    And peculiar mutters
    Brought on by an invasion of ants
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited June 2022
    There was an Old Person of Berks*

    (*abbreviation for the English county of Berkshire, and pronounced Barks)
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    There was an Old Person of Berks
    Who gave work to indigent clerks
  • There was an Old Person of Berks
    Who gave work to indigent clerks
    They wrote with quill Pens
    In foul-smelling Dens
    Refusing to help poor Aardvarks.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    A woman who answered a poll
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    A woman who answered a poll
    Thought it exceedingly droll

  • SpikeSpike Ecclesiantics & MW Host, Admin Emeritus
    A woman who answered a poll
    Thought it exceedingly droll
    To be asked what she thought
  • A woman who answered a poll
    Thought it exceedingly droll
    To be asked what she thought
    When the answer was *nought*
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    A woman who answered a poll
    Thought it exceedingly droll
    To be asked what she thought
    When the answer was *nought*
    And the topic the state of her soul.

  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host


    There once was a keen chimney sweeper
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a keen chimney sweeper
    Who always went deeper and deeper
  • jrwjrw Shipmate
    There once was a keen chimney sweeper
    Who always went deeper and deeper
    He went down and down
    Met a man with a frown
    He was in the house of The Grim Reaper.

  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a scatterbrained nanny
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    There once was a scatterbrained nanny
    Whose actions were strange and uncanny
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a scatterbrained nanny
    Whose actions were strange and uncanny
    She sang to her wards
    Of magical swords
  • There once was a scatterbrained nanny
    Whose actions were strange and uncanny
    She sang to her wards
    Of magical swords
    And the wolf who had eaten their granny

  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a scatterbrained nanny
    Whose actions were strange and uncanny
    She sang to her wards
    Of magical swords
    And ghosts in a faraway cranny.


  • SpikeSpike Ecclesiantics & MW Host, Admin Emeritus
    There was an old woman from Chard
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    There was an old woman from Chard
    Who grew spinach in her large backyard.
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