Nenya wrote: » Roses are red Violets are blue. Heartbroken for Piglet - We love you.
Schroedingers Cat wrote: » Roses were red It seems they've all legged it Maybe we should "thanks give" For the day we ditch Brexit [And yes I am a sad person who had to look up rhymes for Brexit]
Pigwidgeon wrote: » In answer to Nenya's question above... Roses are red Violets are blue. Piglet's a friend Of Winnie the Poo(h).
mousethief wrote: » Roses are red And so are carnations Let's not forget Rabbit's Friends and relations
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You all are sweet--
Bouqets of violets
Fall at your feet.
shabby and dour
Was riding my bike
Was hit by a car
At least the roses
are not on my coffin
The driver's suspended
and he ain't laughin
(Perhaps not the "hip")
For friendly support
Just call on the Ship!
So sorry No Propet
When you're on your bike
Don't want to come off it.
None of mine spilled
Right side has pain
I wasn't killed
To many drivers
A bike is a toy
To me it is transport
And mostly it's joy
(I'm alright, more rumpled in spirit than body.)
in May and June
NP NP,
Get better soon.
could have taken't to hell
but it is better a-laughing
than mad crying spells
(thanks for the kind wishes)
"Rumpled in spirit"
Bike-car collision?
Sorry to hear it.
Her braids would fall out
If she were here now
We've lost lots of trees
And even our pow'r!
Violets are blue
Sorry that Dorian
Has messed with you too.
[It didn't mess too badly with us - just a bit of water ingress as we got about 70mm of rain on Saturday]
but can become wilty.
If Dorian comes here
I'll stay under my quilt-y*
---
*poetic licence, or anything to get a rhyme.
My quilt is too
Thousands need pow'r
Despite the crews.
They toil for hours
With chainsaws alight
They work round the clock
Yes, even at night.
Violets are blue.
Heartbroken for Piglet -
We love you.
Xxxxxx
I came here to write one for Piglet but Nenya has expressed it perfectly. <votive>
And whiter than snow.
This thread makes me smile
When I'm feeling low.
Snowdrops are white.
A threadful of verses makes
A garden of delight.
The scent so fine
Fish is the smell
On this dog of mine.
The beach is so fair
We go there each day
But rolling in fish
Causes dismay.
Violets are blue
We got a foot of snow
How about you?
Cranberries are red
Pumpkin pie is orange
Our turkey was yummy
How about your's?
(Thanksgiving day in Canada 14 Oct)
My name isn't Tanya,
I didn't have turkey,
But plumped for lasagne.
This verse was brought to you by the Department of Desperate Rhyming.
A foot of sn*w??? Crikey! It was 17° here yesterday.
Yellow the hay;
I wish we had Thanksgiving
In the UK.
It seems they've all legged it
Maybe we should "thanks give"
For the day we ditch Brexit
[And yes I am a sad person who had to look up rhymes for Brexit]
Cranberries too.
Turkey and dressing
Was on our menu.
A rose may be red
But ammonium wrecks it
To wreck a Great Britain
Just add one Brexit
I have two questions for you
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Is milk and cereal soup?
But keep it in mind
A hot dog's a taco
Soup ain't been defined.
I can tell you with glee
Soup requires boiling
Sez the OED
Rosehips taste great
Cereal soup?
Not a chance, mate.
A third question, oops
at what in the tummy
does food become poop
(hang out with the under 10 year old crowd and questions like this may occur)
Poop is brown too
For canines, at least
Six hours makes poo!
Violets are blue
Under tens? Crude.
Those older though,
Are often rude.
Says a rhyme for the ages
Poop isn't sudden
It happens in stages
they don't smell like farts
Amazing to me
Is the Bristol Stool Chart
(that it exists)
Some of us have to check those links ...
Piglets are pink.
"Poo" rhymes so well.
Be good! Wink. Wink.
Violets are blue,
Why has this thread
Turned to matters of poo?
If that makes you happy
Please write a new poem
On a subject less crappy.
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Piglet's a friend
Of Winnie the Poo(h).
This thought might appall,
But poo is found,
At the bottom of all.
Violets are Blue
I hope I am feeling
worse than you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
The same could be said
Of Kanga and Roo.
Violets are small
Roses are bigger.
Let's not forget
Rabbit and Tigger.
And so are carnations
Let's not forget Rabbit's
Friends and relations
In the wind they will bend.
Christopher Robin
Is Pooh's closest friend.
That roses are red
And Winnie is short
For Winnipeg?
Violets are blue.
Winnie was named
After a bear at London Zoo.
Winnie was black
A Canadian bear
Oh yes, look at that.
Duffle coats blue.
Paddington came from
Darkest Peru.
Violets blue
Grow in a clump.
Remember also
The Heffalump.
Their petals may fall
How could we forget
about dear, wise old WOL?
Carrots grow wonky
Keep in mind also
Eeyore the donkey.