Bloke goes to the doctor with a strange set of symptoms. Doctor says "there are some tests I can do, but they're not covered by the NHS so they will cost"
"Don't care" the patient days "this itching is killing me!"
So the doctor rings a buzzer and a nurse with a Labrador comes in and lets the dog sniff him. It then does two short barks and a long growl, which the doctor notes down, and leaves.
Then he presses the buzzer again, the door opens, and a cat wanders in, rubs itself on the guy's legs, and lets out a "mwrrrr bip bip" noise, which the doctor notes down. Then the cat wanders over to a pile of cushions in the corner and goes to sleep, clearly exhausted.
"I know what's wrong now" the doctor says. He hands him some tablets and says "that'll" be £1,010 please".
The bloke is staggered "What are these? Solid gold?"
"No. The tablets are a tenner. But it's £500 for the cat scan and another £500 for the lab tests."
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"Don't care" the patient days "this itching is killing me!"
So the doctor rings a buzzer and a nurse with a Labrador comes in and lets the dog sniff him. It then does two short barks and a long growl, which the doctor notes down, and leaves.
Then he presses the buzzer again, the door opens, and a cat wanders in, rubs itself on the guy's legs, and lets out a "mwrrrr bip bip" noise, which the doctor notes down. Then the cat wanders over to a pile of cushions in the corner and goes to sleep, clearly exhausted.
"I know what's wrong now" the doctor says. He hands him some tablets and says "that'll" be £1,010 please".
The bloke is staggered "What are these? Solid gold?"
"No. The tablets are a tenner. But it's £500 for the cat scan and another £500 for the lab tests."