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  • EirenistEirenist Shipmate
    I claim my prize!
  • SpikeSpike Ecclesiantics & MW Host, Admin Emeritus
    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? He couldn’t control his pupils.
  • Graven ImageGraven Image Shipmate
    What is the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist? The literalist takes things literally, and the kleptomaniac literally takes things.
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    Graven Image wrote: »
    What is the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist? The literalist takes things literally, and the kleptomaniac literally takes things.

    Groan
  • EirenistEirenist Shipmate
    If Trump has spurs on his heels, why isn't he in the US Cavalry? ( Not a bad joke, but where can it go?)
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