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  • SandemaniacSandemaniac Shipmate
    It's very important to have a 'safe word' when getting adventurous in the bedroom. Ours is 'meatloaf'. Basically I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    It's very important to have a 'safe word' when getting adventurous in the bedroom. Ours is 'meatloaf'. Basically I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

    And you want her, and need her, but there ain't no way you're ever going to love her?
  • PriscillaPriscilla Shipmate
    What did the sea say to the beach?.
    Nothing, it just waved

    Why was the beach wet?
    Because the sea weed
  • Graven ImageGraven Image Shipmate
    What do.ypu call a deer with no eyes?
    No eye-deer
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    What do.ypu call a deer with no eyes?
    No eye-deer

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
  • Anna_BaptistAnna_Baptist Shipmate
    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef
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