Three Word Story

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but barfing instead.

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Under the light

Piglet

of the silvery

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reflection, the politician

Ray Sunshine

lit a cigar

Piglet

, took a puff

kbe

skoffed at insinuations

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about his half-hearted

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support for the

kbe

Flat Earth Society

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, and phoned for

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a large hot

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steaming bowl of

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squirming Klingon gach

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which turned out

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well, with prune

kbe

pit marmalade spread

Ray Sunshine

adding its characteristic

kbe

"gotta go' urgency

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for non-Klingons because

Ray Sunshine

they failed to

kbe

practice sphincter control

Ray Sunshine

, causing embarrassment to

Golden Key

only non-Klingons (duh!)

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who self-isolated from

Piglet

last Tuesday until

kbe

last Tuesday afternoon

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Meanwhile, in Wyoming

Piglet

, where the buffalo

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shop online exclusivly,

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seldom hearing discouraging

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statistics about bison

Ray Sunshine

, moose, or coyotes,

kbe

suffering from tinnitus,

Ray Sunshine

a cowboy rode

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a bicycle to

Ray Sunshine

the nearest airport

Twilight

,lassoed a jet

balaam

, which was impounded,

Ray Sunshine

whistling 'Lead, Kindly

Piglet

Light' and juggling

Ray Sunshine

with five large

Twilight

runway lamps, causing

Ray Sunshine

incoming aircraft to

Golden Key

near-miss space-alien ships

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whose passengers were

Ray Sunshine

in a hurry

Piglet

to get back

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to the garden

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and relax. The