Three Word Story

Miffy

cowboy tripped over

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a passing rattlesnake

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which bit him

Piglet

, narrowly missing his

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spurs and sinking

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hopes for a

Piglet

British win at

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the Strictly Come

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quietly or there'll

balaam

be trouble with

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geriatric clown wannabes

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their red noses

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from being punched

balaam

as they should

Piglet

stay indoors and

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use tissues to

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wipe off any

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vodka, bourbon, whiskey,

kbe

leaving traces of

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gin or brandy

The5thMary

which is dandy

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fine if you've

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got toilet paper

kbe

or reasonable facsimiles

balaam

of oblong boxes

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tied up with

Piglet

pretty blue ribbons

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to keep the

kbe

orangutans from stealing

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them to use

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for catching butterflies

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which fly from

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Heathrow twice a

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-round the silly

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helicopter pad and

kbe

soil the environment

balaam

with piles of

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aforementioned toilet paper

Caissa

bought on the

kbe

Guy Fawkes Eve

Miffy

after Ship’s Eurovision

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songs go viral

The5thMary

and consume us

kbe

in audio mirth

Raptor Eye

and hysterics. The

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greatest thing about

Twilight

life in the

kbe

petri dish exposes

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secrets and lies

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that had always