Three Word Story

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been statistically predictive

Ray Sunshine

until, suddenly one

kbe

octogenarian pole dancer

Ray Sunshine

lost her wig

balaam

to a mythical

kbe

merkin wearing sheriff

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who patrolled the

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Pacific Northwest in

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his underwear, convinced

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that tap-dancing aliens

Ray Sunshine

were responsible for

kbe

his alopeciac nether-region

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, but that's naughty

Piglet

in the extreme,

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so he chastised

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his poor old

Twilight

wolfhound for wearing

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non-biodegradable fluorescent diapers

Miffy

Which glowed like

Ray Sunshine

instead of his

Twilight

neon signs on

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because being quarantined

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gave him time

Piglet

to learn Greek

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, Klingon, Esperanto, Pig-Latin,

kbe

and vocal Braille.

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Being thoroughly confused

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about the aorist

la vie en rouge

(who wouldn't be?)

kbe

Greek polyglot usage

Ray Sunshine

heard in Alexandria

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that played songs

Piglet

by the Beatles

Ray Sunshine

with organ accompaniment

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backwards to hear

kbe

like "eduJ yeH",

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to satisfy certain

Piglet

very specific criteria,

Ray Sunshine

laid down by

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chickens who thought

balaam

roads were for

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laying pipe and

kbe

crossings raising questions

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about eggs or

Raptor Eye

a reason why

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the chicken crossed

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itself and genuflected

Piglet

towards the altar,

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before perching on

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the bishop's head.