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  • SandemaniacSandemaniac Shipmate
    It's very important to have a 'safe word' when getting adventurous in the bedroom. Ours is 'meatloaf'. Basically I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Sandemaniac wrote: »
    It's very important to have a 'safe word' when getting adventurous in the bedroom. Ours is 'meatloaf'. Basically I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

    And you want her, and need her, but there ain't no way you're ever going to love her?
  • PriscillaPriscilla Shipmate
    What did the sea say to the beach?.
    Nothing, it just waved

    Why was the beach wet?
    Because the sea weed
  • Graven ImageGraven Image Shipmate
    What do.ypu call a deer with no eyes?
    No eye-deer
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Graven Image wrote: »
    What do.ypu call a deer with no eyes?
    No eye-deer

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
  • Anna_BaptistAnna_Baptist Shipmate
    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef
  • TurquoiseTasticTurquoiseTastic Kerygmania Host
    Anna_Baptist wrote: »
    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef

    YES

    What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
    Doug

    What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
    Douglas
  • Stercus TauriStercus Tauri Shipmate
    Is a urologist's report subject to peer review?
  • The RogueThe Rogue Shipmate
    edited April 14
    What do you call a man with no arms or legs who is floating in a swimming pool?

    Bob
  • TurquoiseTasticTurquoiseTastic Kerygmania Host
    What do you call a tortoise trying to cross a puddle full of golden syrup?
    Anything you like, he'll never catch you.
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    Seems like you are forgetting the story of the tortoise and the hare,
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