It's very important to have a 'safe word' when getting adventurous in the bedroom. Ours is 'meatloaf'. Basically I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
It's very important to have a 'safe word' when getting adventurous in the bedroom. Ours is 'meatloaf'. Basically I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
And you want her, and need her, but there ain't no way you're ever going to love her?
In the Second World War, a British boffin came up with a spiffing idea. Instead of using pigeons to send messages written on pieces of paper, he would train parrots, who would deliver the messages verbally. He was given a budget and told to train one parrot to see if his idea would work. A few months later, a load of bigwigs came down from London to see the test run.
"All you have to do is tell the parrot your message and it will fly to its base and deliver it." So they agreed the test - one of the senior bigwigs gave a secret verbal message to the parrot, which was then transported 5 miles and released.
Back at the base, the bigwigs waited.... And waited.....
After 4 hours of waiting, they got fed up, cancelled the project and went off fuming at the waste of time and money.
Two hours later, the pigeon walked through door. The boffin was furious and shouted "Where the hell have you been?"
The parrot looked up at him and said "It was such a lovely day, I decided to walk."
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And you want her, and need her, but there ain't no way you're ever going to love her?
Nothing, it just waved
Why was the beach wet?
Because the sea weed
No eye-deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Ground beef
YES
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
"All you have to do is tell the parrot your message and it will fly to its base and deliver it." So they agreed the test - one of the senior bigwigs gave a secret verbal message to the parrot, which was then transported 5 miles and released.
Back at the base, the bigwigs waited.... And waited.....
After 4 hours of waiting, they got fed up, cancelled the project and went off fuming at the waste of time and money.
Two hours later, the pigeon walked through door. The boffin was furious and shouted "Where the hell have you been?"
The parrot looked up at him and said "It was such a lovely day, I decided to walk."
(I'll get my hat...)