Bad jokes

HarryCH · 2022-08-31 21:50:38

This is your incredibly-bad joke thread. Here are a few not guaranteed to be actually funny: Why won't Dracula attack Mick Jagger? Because you can't get blood from a Stone. Why won't Dracula attack Gene Simmons? Professional courtesy. How can we diagnose the difference between bubonic plague and pneumonic plague? Ask the patient to return tomorrow. How can you tell whether the bear chasing you is a brown bear or a grizzly bear? Climb a tree; the brown bear will climb it after you and the grizzl…

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TurquoiseTastic Kerygmania Host

8:46PM

Sipech wrote: »

This is shamelessly copied from a user on Mastodon.

Them: What are you dressed as?

Me: A harp.

Them: Bit small for a harp don’t you think?

Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

This is fantastic

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