Will someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the Army is?
Everyone I ask tells me it's private.
A kind of in joke in the Royal Air Force is that there is one even lower, that of Acting Pilot Officer, for probationary direct officer entrants (ie, those who weren’t serving previously). They don’t have a substantive rank! Anyone who doesn’t pass basic training, never gets a proper rank. Bye bye.
Having spent several days tidying, dusting and cleaning the house before the visit of estate agents, Mrs RR remarked, 'I feel like a Stepford wife'. She wasn't too amused when I merrily quiped, 'And so do I!'
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“The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself.”
The results came back that it was mostly French, had a fair bit of German, and a tad Pole.
Everyone I ask tells me it's private.
A kind of in joke in the Royal Air Force is that there is one even lower, that of Acting Pilot Officer, for probationary direct officer entrants (ie, those who weren’t serving previously). They don’t have a substantive rank! Anyone who doesn’t pass basic training, never gets a proper rank. Bye bye.
One problem though...
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... it wooden start.
Leakey.
I heard its legs were French.
"Mum, mum. I don't like Grandma".
"Shut up and eat what you're given".
Mummy, mummy I hate Daddy's guts.
Well, leave then on the side of the plate, dear.
I told her I did not make anything worse.
She had to think about this.
Take Mega Oreos
rename them Oreos.
Take regular Oreos,
rename them Diet Oreos.
Pass the milk, please.