Three Word Story

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the olden times,

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the dark forest

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the saddle, again

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Oops! I screwed up! Sorry!

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Me too - time lapse posting again!!

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Meanwhile, back in / the olden times

It was commonplace

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for the upper

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echelons of the

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aristocracy to be

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completely riddled with

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bullet holes and

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syphilis. Because they

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wouldn't eat cake

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despite every effort

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by bakers united

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using cunning types

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of stunts which

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included shooting a

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fairy cake through

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the window of

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the church tower

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eventually landing on

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a bellringer's head,

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which caused major

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general Farquarson to

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fire off a

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torrid florid missive

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written with huge

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felt-tip pens, which

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were really huge.

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and sticky because

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they had fallen

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into blackberry syrup

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leaking from the

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nearby distillery, where

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several secret vats

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secretly secreted some

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recently produced GIN

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into the Thames

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Near the place

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where Ann Boleyn

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met a sticky

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fingered nobleman, who

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with his fingers,

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played Chopin polonaises

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and tickled Anne's

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fancy. While she

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whistled a happy

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melody by Sullivan,

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she suddenly felt