Three Word Story

Miffy

Arena in Liverpool

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Where the joint

Miffy

audience of Shipmates*

*hint, hint

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was jumping and

Miffy

Singing along with

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alacrity and aplomb

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joy and sorrow

Martin54

The Three Magpies

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and Maggie Thatcher

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with her handbag

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full of cement.

churchgeek

...and hush money

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was attempting to

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come and haunt

Piglet

the house where

Mavis Grind

a wombat was

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playing fiddly bits

Mavis Grind

on a trombone

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made of fossilised

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stegosaurus, but not

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in tune with

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the rest of

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the Labour Party

Mavis Grind

machine enforcers who

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enjoy tasty custards

Piglet

with rhubarb and

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liqueurs such as

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Drambuie, which can

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make you swoon.

Piglet

Meanwhile, back in

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Kirkintilloch the Wee

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The Fish Market

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several crustaceans were

The_Riv

found to be

Mavis Grind

tainted with toxic

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and divisive political

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opinions, which eventually

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and rather annoyingly

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became widespread, causing

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complete rejection of

Wesley J

any further such

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examination of purple

The_Riv

as a gender.

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In other news,

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a chocolate teapot

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, which wasn't very

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likely to be

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used for making

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even the weakest

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link. However, when